SonicMy kicks! Somebody ripped off my slick kicks! Somebody stopped me from running! (screams) (The screen fades to black.)
A character in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Played by Jaleel White
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · 135 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: in 42 of its 135 quotes
Most scenes with: Tails Prower (23), Dr. Robotnik (10), Grounder (9)
SonicMy kicks! Somebody ripped off my slick kicks! Somebody stopped me from running! (screams) (The screen fades to black.)
[Sonic has just finished altering Robotnik's giant statue]
SonicLadies and gentlemen, I present to you...[in bear voice]...da bears!
[crowd cheers]
SonicThought I recognized that yellow gunk! It's sleeping gas!
[A blue hedgehog is running up a mountain path at a very quick pace, then runs down again. He takes a quick corner near a steep cliff. He eventually makes it to the ground and runs along a path. A brown fox catches up to him, flying with his tails. He waves at the heddgehog and shakes his hands. He lets go as he suddenly stops and goes into a Triple Spin. The fox covers his eyes as the hedgehog suddenly dashes off at a very fast speed, causing the pathway to lift off the ground as he passes by.]
Hey Sonic, wait up!
[Tails charges up with his tails and speeds up, chasing down Sonic. Sonic, meanwhile, stops at a dark-looking tree on top of a hill. Tails catches up.]
Sonic the HedgehogCivilization.
Boy, I thought we'd never find it.
[They are overlooking other hills and a city in the far distance. Behind the two, a tall, lanky, roughly humanoid robotic rooster is hiding in an artificial bush. He pokes out his head, with a communication headset on.]
I'm ready, are you ready?
[A small, short, stocky teal robot with tank tracks for feet, is nearby, with a communication headset as well, manning a portable control panel with a big red button.]
Ready! ... Um... Tell me what I'm ready for.
Spring the trap!!
I knew that!
[Grounder presses the button on his panel, which springs two hands from the tree, grabbing Sonic and Tails and suspending them in the air. Scratch and Grounder walk over to the tree.]
We got ya, hedgehog!
Yeah! The chase is over!
[They start dancing with joy.]
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
SonicHold it guys, you don't want to do this.
Oh, don't we?
SonicWe mean too much to each other.
We do?
SonicYeah, don't you remember how we first met?
Nope.
SonicWell, it all started before you were born.
[Enter a flashback. Sonic and Tails are standing on the outskirts of an abandoned village.]
Sonic[narrating] Tails and I had come to this deserted village...
Where is everybody?
[A citizen on a second-floor house pokes out of their window.]
We're hiding, and if you have any sense, you'll hide, too!
[The citizen closes the window covers and goes back to their cover. A zipper closes the window covers and a lock shuts it even more.]
Hiding? What from?
[The ground shakes as Sonic and Tails look over and see a large bot with a spiked vest- known as Dragon Breath in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine- ripping off an entire wall from a house. He walks in and points at a dog hiding behind a chair.]
Hey, lady! Which way is the bounty hunters' convention? [Lady screams and runs away] Hmm! People aren't very friendly in this town. Guess I'll just have to find it myself!
[He crashes through the wall behind the couch and continues on. Sonic and Tails hide behind a broken wall.]
[Sonic and Tails have been listening]
What's a bounty hunters' convention?
SonicA party for bad guys, Tails. And I'm gonna crash it!
Look at this diamondius! Can I take it with us? Huh? Can I?
DROP IT, FOXY! [emerges out of the shadows]
SonicHey, don't scare my pal like that! Who are–
This is my claim, and I'll ask the questions! And my question is: ya got any lasts requests, afore I let ya have it? [holds a match to a cannon]
SonicYeah, two requests. Show us how to get out of here, and two dozen chili dogs, with extra onions and cheese, to go!
Chili dogs?! Forget it! Do ya know how much chili dogs cost?! Money don't grow on trees, ya know! You're just like the rest of them - want something of mine for nothing! I got a right mind to blast ya! [aims the cannon at Sonic and lights the fuse]
SonicIn that case, gotta roll, troll! [speeds away]
STOP! Ya thievin', trespassin, lootin' no-good varmints!
Sonic[runs back to him, annoyed] Hey, you've got us all wrong! We're freedom fighters!
Looks to me like you're freeloaders! And I don't give nothin' for free!
SonicYou're making a big mistake, Spelunk! Haven't you ever heard of Dr. Robotnik? The nastiest villain in the history of Mobius?
Nope!
SonicLet me guess - you don't get out much, do you?
Nope!
SonicDon't you realize a terrible villain is about to destroy this entire place and steal everything you've got?!
Nope! Don't pay no nevermind to current events!
SonicHmm. Maybe you should consider a career in politics.
[After stopping Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder from stealing Spelunk's treasure]
Good riddance to bad eggs! I never met such unpleasant, rotten, miserly, selfish jerks in my life!
[eyeing him sternly] We have.
SonicBut he got better.
(interrogating Breezy) We have ways of making you talk, hedgehog!
We do? What ways?
Stupid! (smacks him)
Oh, yeah! Right! We got stupid ways to make you talk! So start blabbin', missy!
Tell us where we can find Sonic!
I don't know where he is. I've never even met Sonic!
Sonic(zooms in) You have now! (to Scratch and Grounder) Picking on a pretty lady? Don't you bots have any chivalry?
No, but Grounder's got a great trick up his sleeve!
(reveals a glue-gun) My new glue-gun. It'll paste your sneakers right to the pavement!
Yeah, hedgehog! Stick around! Ba ha ha haaa! (Grounder squirts at a fleeing Sonic, missing him.) Hey, fast-draw! You missed! (smacks Grounder again) Wait till Dr. Robotnik hears about this! Ba ha ha haaa!
(aims at him) Not from you! I'll glue your yap shut!!
Congratulations! You have reached the Garden of the Mobisia Marvelosa Marigoldias.
SonicWhew... finally. I'm getting pooped.
Unfortunately, no one ever returns from here.
SonicAnd why not? (a streak of fire almost hits him) YIKES!!!
The fire dragon won't let 'em.
SonicOh, and tell Robotnik he has a crummy Casino. No chili dogs.
Whoa! Its, its, its…
Sonic(as James Bond) Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog.
(simultaneously) SONIC!?
You’ll be happy to know that a thousand Mobians have staked their freedom on your victory.
SonicIt’s a safe bet, egg-belly!
Not for your little sidekick. Remember : if you win, he’s DOOMED.
SonicYou don’t honestly expect your scumbot to beat me, do ya ?
Honestly ? Of course not. I never do anything honestly. You must throw the race ! Then those Mobians will be my slaves.
SonicI can't do that !
It’s the Mobians or Tails! You decide! (laughs evilly)
(repeatedly) YOU MUST LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE! MOBIUS OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS!
That should stop it! (threw the stone down)
SonicI didn't mean, that the people can go too slow... (seeding the falling stone) YIKES!!! GAGA-GAAAAAHHH!
SonicHold it! Time out! Hey Tails, does that map say anything about a UFO crossing here?
What's a UFO?
Prince Charnock, unless we think of something right now, your baby brother will blow up this marvelous planet with us still on it!
What? Mobius blown up?
Dr. RobotnikLong John Baldry · 62 quotes
GrounderGarry Chalk · 58 quotes
ScratchPhil Hayes · 51 quotes
TPTails ProwerChristopher Welch · 33 quotes
CoconutsIan James Corlett · 8 quotes
CCoachnik4 quotes
SSplorg4 quotes
RCaptain Rescue3 quotes
DUD.U.F.U.S3 quotes
PCPrince Charnock3 quotes
QQuark3 quotes
SSpelunk3 quotes
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