(Grounder and Scratch walk into Robotnik's fortress after failing to stop Catty Carlyle)
Grounder(whispering) We better apologize to Dr. Robotnik!
No, let's just go to our rooms!
(grabs the two) Where do you dumb-bots think you're going?
Grounder
(whispering) Ah, busted!
We thought you were sleeping, oh gluteus maximus!
How could I sleep when everyone on Mobius is singing that blasted "Sonic's Song"?! It must be stopped! I've got it, I'll put an end to all music on Mobius; no humming, no singing, and no radio. (A bird lands on the tree nearby and starts whistling Sonic's Song, while Robotnik loses his temper) Argh, and no whistling! You blasted... (Bird lays an egg which hits Robotnik in the face)
WWWes Weasley
It's great to be back palsy, but you didn't have to arrange an escort. A simple message to my fax machine would have worked fine.
And I'll deliver a simple message to your throat!
WWWes Weasley
No need to be angry, I have decided to refund your money, you say the gravity stopper didn't work right?
Grounder
Oh no, it worked fine. It was the gravity-defying net that didn't work.
WWWes Weasley
The net? Well, why didn't you say so? I don't cover the net, so, no refunding needed.
Cheater! Rapscalion! You've sold me countless traps, and none of them work!
WWWes Weasley
Correction, Robotnik, it's your two stoogebots that don't work. My machines have worked as they are supposed to.
You have a point, Weasley.
If you bring Lucas and Sonic back to me, you can name your prize - anything!
Your Egg-o-matic hovercraft?
Grounder
You mean, like, like that wrench set over there?
(groans) Even the wrench set!
Grounder
See ya! (Gets a wrench thrown on his caterpillar track and falls face forward on the floor) I can't move!
What are you griping about? You wanted the wrench set, didn't you? [Runs away]
(Grounder's phone begins to ring.)
Grounder
(whispering to Scratch) Psst, Scratch! It's the Robotnik Hotline.
BGBig Grizz
What'd you say? ...Duuuhh, what was dat?
Grounder
My tummy rumbling?
BGBig Grizz
That's da strangest tummy rumbling I ever hoid.
Not really. It always sounds like that when Tails eats onion rings. (Grounder picks up the phone.)
BGBig Grizz
Onion rings?! Dah, of course! How could I be so stupid?
Grounder
Oh, uhhh... beats me. (burps while still on the phone. Robotnik hears this at his Emporium)
For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
(starts teasing Scratch and Grounder) Nyah, nyah! You can't catch me!
Grounder
Why not?!
You're slow, you're clumsy, you're stupid…
Yeah, right! Let's get him anyway! (Scratch and Grounder try to catch Tails, only to run into a wall.)
But you run into walls real good!
Whoa! He's leading them right to the cliff!
Grounder
That's military intelligence for you!
(Sonic has forced the soldier robots to march with him and each fall off the cliff in tempo.)
(salutes) Squad! Fall out!
Uh, oh… we were just, uh… waiting for the news, your nastiness!
Grounder
Yeah, that's right! We wanted to see if we did anything rotten today.
SGScratch & Grounder
Yes, your rottenness!
How many times do I have to tell you two dingbats to do something useful with your spare time, like, uh… kissing my feet?
He called me a dingbot, and you said he didn't love me!
Grounder
Okay. Why don't we have a race? Whoever catches Sonic first, is the one the master loves best! [rolls up to the doorway] Oh, and I'm the fastest! So if I were you, I'd quit now!
[offended] Whoa-ho-ho! Anybody can be fast if they have tracks!
Of course,they will. There's nothing more sacred than the bond between a boy and his pet! As I know all too well!
Grounder
Aww, you had a pet?
Mr. Bobo was more than a pet, hew was a villain's best friend! Brave, trustworthy, loyal, always willing to share his lunch! Oh, I miss that little cockroach!
As soon as I saw the dreamamajig, Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd want to know about it!
Indeed! If I had that machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius!
I guess this means I'm finally gettin' my promotion, huh?
(shoots out of his chair) Promotion?! What for?! You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nincombot!
But, but, eh... (Dr. Robotnik gives him a mop and bucket)
I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class! Now go and mop up the dungeon! (Pulls a lever and Coconuts falls into the dungeon. Then the door opens and Scratch and Grounder fall through)
Snoo-PING AS usual, I see?
Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dreamamajig!
Grounder
Er... me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown!
Stop jabbering, you dingbots! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events!
Grounder
And the brilliant idea is, your sneakiness?
Idiots! I haven't thought of it yet, you boot-lickers!
Grounder
Ooh. But when you think of it...
I know it'll be marvelous!
That's true... Ahah! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme! (points at his feet) Now you may lick my boots! (Scratch and Grounder stick out their tongues in disgust)
Grounder
(disgusted) I hate this part!
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