Spelunk quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Look at this diamondius! Can I take it with us? Huh? Can I?

DROP IT, FOXY! [emerges out of the shadows]

Sonic

Hey, don't scare my pal like that! Who are–

This is my claim, and I'll ask the questions! And my question is: ya got any lasts requests, afore I let ya have it? [holds a match to a cannon]

Sonic

Yeah, two requests. Show us how to get out of here, and two dozen chili dogs, with extra onions and cheese, to go!

Chili dogs?! Forget it! Do ya know how much chili dogs cost?! Money don't grow on trees, ya know! You're just like the rest of them - want something of mine for nothing! I got a right mind to blast ya! [aims the cannon at Sonic and lights the fuse]

Sonic

In that case, gotta roll, troll! [speeds away]

STOP! Ya thievin', trespassin, lootin' no-good varmints!

Sonic

[runs back to him, annoyed] Hey, you've got us all wrong! We're freedom fighters!

Looks to me like you're freeloaders! And I don't give nothin' for free!

Sonic

You're making a big mistake, Spelunk! Haven't you ever heard of Dr. Robotnik? The nastiest villain in the history of Mobius?

Nope!

Sonic

Let me guess - you don't get out much, do you?

Nope!

Sonic

Don't you realize a terrible villain is about to destroy this entire place and steal everything you've got?!

Nope! Don't pay no nevermind to current events!

Sonic

Hmm. Maybe you should consider a career in politics.

Good riddance to bad eggs! I never met such unpleasant, rotten, miserly, selfish jerks in my life!

[eyeing him sternly] We have.

Sonic

But he got better.