Grounder quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Have you captured Sonic yet?

D'oh! Tell 'im we almost had him!

Grounder

Almost, sir!

ALMOST?!! What kind of nincompoops are you!?!

Grounder

Uh, what kind of nincompoops are we?

Sir, I've got a foolproof plan! This time we'll get him... my way!

If you don't, I'll melt you down… MY way!

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Doh, for the twentieth time, you serve Sonic the chili dog real slow, so I'll have plenty of time to zap him with the stopper zapper! You got it now?

Grounder

Um…

Grounder, you're as dumb as a rock!

Grounder

Metamorphic, igneous, or sedimentary?

Ingoranteous! [grabs a rock and hits Grounder]

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You are so dumb!

Grounder

What? What? What did I say?

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Grounder

Wait until we see what Dr. Robotnik gets me for bagging that hedgehog!

You?! You couldn't bag groceries! Give him to me!

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Grounder

He's not going anywhere, fuzz face, cept' back to Dr. Robotnik's lab! Who knows? Maybe he'll turn your buddy into a footstool! [he and Scratch both laugh]

Nobody's turning Sonic into a footstool!

[grabs and picks him up by the tails] Out of the way, brat! [throws him aside]

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Come back!

Grounder

Yeah, runt! Come back here!

[Grounder stars operating the machine but Scratch bangs him on the arm.]

Hey! Stop shooting! If you hit Sonic, you'll unfreeze him!

Grounder

Huh?

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Should've worn your seat belts, fellas.

Grounder

Oh, sorry, officer! We forgot!

Well, I'll give you 2, maybe 3 years in Mobius jail to think about it.

Now hold on!

Driving over the speed limit inside a building? That's gonna cost you, too!

Grounder

Oh, no! How much for that?

5, maybe 10 years?

[Scratch picks up Tails]

Grounder

Scratch! He's an officer!

Ever see an officer with two tails? [reveals Tails]

Grounder

[gasp] The fox brat! I knew that!

Did not! You don't know anything! [sees that Tails got away] Hey come back here you dippy little mutt!

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Feast your eyes on the most wonderful son, any man has ever built!

Uh, Dr. Robotnik? There's something you should know!

Grounder

Yeah, next time you sit down, you're gonna get graffiti all over your chair!

What?! AAAAAAAUGH! YOU MISERABLE NO-GOOD THANKLESS BRAT!! You're just like me, when I was your age...perfect!

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He's coming! Now, don't do it too soon, Listen for my count. I'll say one, two, three...And then GO!!

Grounder

That's when I pump up an oil slick, and he loses his traction, right?

Right! And while he's skidding, I'll deep-fry him with this!

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See what happened? You X's lost track of the O, because of all these other O's!

SGScratch and Grounder

Oh!

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I see that Sonic did some training of his own!

Don't worry Doctor, it's still early in the season. We'll be ready next time.

SGScratch, Grounder and Coconuts

What? Next time? (mumbles)

Next time, my foot!

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Grounder

Dr. Robotnik, What happened to Coachnik?

I gave him the boot! That's what!

We'll see who gives who the boot! (The Coachnik's foot gets up and starts booting Robotnik)

Hey! What's the idea!

I put my foot down!

Penalty! Call the referee! Somebody find his off switch! TIME OUT!

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She's beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-tiful, Doctor!

Grounder

Yeah, she's got really big--