AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!
You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!
Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip.
Wow, aha, great!
Oh, boy, a tip!
The tip is: "always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded".
I'll, uh, try to remember that.
Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.
I bet this nugget alone is worth...[smells it]...hmmm? Strange. It smells like...chili beans. [eats it] It IS chili beans! STALE CHILI BEANS! Covered with gold paint!
That was a pretty tricky hillbilly.
Coconuts!
[enters room] You want me, your putridness? You want me?
I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault!
What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!
Shut up! I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want to! I am demoting you down to mop-up duty!
But, but, but, but, but,...[moans]...where do I start?
By standing on that X!
[Coconuts walks onto a trapdoor with an "X" on it. Robotnik pulls a lever that opens the trapdoor and Coconuts falls in.]
Ha!
NOT AGAIN!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!
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