Accidentally on Purpose Season 1 quotes

James

Yeah, yeah, sure it is. You know, there's all kinds of weird fetishes. Like people who are into weird costumes, or feet. Or monogamy.

Sully

I mean, we were really into each other, but then it just ended after, I think nine months. [Billie gets alarmed]

Billie

Oh. What about the one before that?

Sully

Ah, that was Sherry. That one lasted about eight months, but she dropped early.

Billie

Dropped early?

Sully

We were in a computer class together. Dumb girl, real dumb. [Billie gets reassured]

Sully

Billie.

Billie

Oh. Oh, what? You don't want her to know that you are only going out with her 'cause she's pregnant? [both the woman and Sully look at her] I am sorry, I just think you need to know that you are on a date with a pregnophile.

James

Yeah, I know. She looks happy with Brian, and I hate it. Kind of reminds me when you burst on the scene.

Zack

Well, now I know how you felt. Except that when I met you, she wasn't pregnant with your baby. So, it's kind of worse for me.

James

Oh, I don't know. I was with her for three years, I put a lot of time in with her. I think it's kind of worse for me.

Zack

I have to live with her.

Zack

I have to listen to her make out with Brian in the other room.

James

You win. You wanna get drunk?

James

I would, then I could, man, but he is one of the best photojournalists around, and pictures matter. If there is one thing I have learnt after two decades in print media - people don't like words.