Just do what I do with the skirts. Just buy them both and return the one that makes your ass look big.
All S1
S1Fight Club
Well, I went with the white wine because it hit me - I enjoy fish and chicken. Then, it turns out, the vineyard is infested with the bugs that spread Pierce's Disease. That's like herpes for grapes.
Are none of the God's creatures spared?
Is that a metaphor like he peed on your dreams?
Nope, he actually peed on me.
[grimacing] Well, that needs to be consensual.
I try not to fight. I've got two simple rules to live by: keep all the blood inside my body and have as many orgasms as possible. And anyone who is doing anything else is doing it wrong. 'Cause at the end of the day, we are really all alone. You got to look out for number one.
Oh my God. You just kicked. You did it again! You like ribs. Or you hate ribs. Baby's first opinion! [puts the rib in her gown pocket and runs towards Zack's truck]
S1The Godfather
No. He is sticking to his guns. I mean, I know we decided for the first three years of our marriage, we were gonna focus on our careers.
Abby, you have been married for five years.
That's very frustrating. But I don't want to say anything, because it has an adverse effect on the quality of his erections.
[almost chokes, then in a straight tone] Yes, well anything below raging is not acceptable.
James, can I ask you a question about my body?
Well, I see this ending well for me.
Pregnophile? What's that? That's not something.
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