Hey, who do you think you are talking to? You want to talk to someone, you talk to me.
All S1
S1Pilot
Am I gonna have to call security?
Why? You can't handle me yourself, Grandpa?
Oooh. This is fantastic.
[Angrily] I should have told you that I know Krav Maga.
Fine, call him. I will fight him too.
You! You pick me up at a bar, you call me again, you have some king of crazy magic super sperm, you have the worst one night stand in the history of time.
Hey, right back at you, OK? I don't know how they did things in your day, but nowadays, girl say stuff like, "Hey dude, I am not on the pill.".
I love you. [realizes what she just said] What?!
S1Memento
Good idea, I like it. Three ladies shaking it down, hot on the trail, getting some answers. [Refers to herself] One woman, pregnant James Bond, [refers to Olivia] one of them loose, Scottish, [refers to Abby] third, has flat hair.
So, this is the place Zack seduced you?
Yes, yes it is. I feel really good about myself right now.
What does the master bedroom look out over? Hell?
I wonder where Zack is?
He hasn't talked to you yet?
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