What happened?!
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Dude, I was in a little something called the "ménage-a-trois" and then I got a little something called "tied up and robbed". Why did you come here?
You know, I just had this feeling in my gut that something was wrong.
No, I meant, why did you come here?! I was sitting here, basking in the glory of my experience. Although, my nose was getting stopped up and I couldn't really breathe through my mouth, so I was probably moments away from death. Good instincts! Can you untie me, please?
[to Zack] You are gonna be a great dad.
Well, I am late for my pole dancing class. I got casts now and everything.
Cool, I am headed to the lesbian bar.
S1It Happened One Christmas
Zack and I have a long standing tradition where I take him on a surprise Christmas adventure. Three secret locations. Two handsome men. One bench warrant outstanding from last year's adventure.
I am in your hands, Captain Hanukkah.
You know the drill. [Davis begins to blindfold Zack]
Something dirty about to happen?
Only if you come with us.
Okay, okay, okay. Enough uncomfortable sex talk with my sister. [ushers them out]
It's okay if there is a little.
I can't believe that you didn't tell them Zack lived here.
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