Hey, who do you think you are talking to? You want to talk to someone, you talk to me.
Am I gonna have to call security?
Why? You can't handle me yourself, Grandpa?
Oooh. This is fantastic.
[Angrily] I should have told you that I know Krav Maga.
Fine, call him. I will fight him too.
You! You pick me up at a bar, you call me again, you have some king of crazy magic super sperm, you have the worst one night stand in the history of time.
Hey, right back at you, OK? I don't know how they did things in your day, but nowadays, girl say stuff like, "Hey dude, I am not on the pill.".
I love you. [realizes what she just said] What?!
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