Chandler quotes from 7th Heaven

Chandler

[to his date] I don't want to talk about the Camdens anymore. Can you go back to the anti-depressants?

Chandler

I don't think you're that close yet. I don't think you'll ever be that close where you can talk to him about having sex with his daughter.

Chandler

Uh, I was wondering what you were doing here.

Eric

We have the house until Sunday.

Chandler

Uh, you had the house till Saturday and it's... uh, late Saturday, and we're here because it's our turn.

Eric

We're not going home until tomorrow.

Chandler

What about church?

Eric

We'll be home in time for church.

Chandler

You said you wanted to be home for the weekend.

Peter

Did I? Uh, I meant I wanted to be home for Sunday.

Chandler

Well, it's a very long drive. We just can't turn around and go back.

Eric

No, no, of course not. Uh, come on in.

Chandler

Oh, no, no, I don't want to spoil your last night here, which was supposed to be last night.

Eric

I wouldn't want to spoil your first night here, which is supposed to be tomorrow night.

Chandler

[to Eric about Simon] How's he doing?

Eric

Not so well.

Chandler

When do you go to court?

Eric

Next week unless our insurance company settles, and they don't want to settle.

Chandler

Does Simon have to go?

Eric

He doesn't have to go, but I think he should. It was an accident.

Chandler

Look, I almost forgot why you were on this vacation. Roxanne and I will get a hotel and we'll come back tomorrow.

Eric

No, you should just stay here.

Chandler

No, you spend your last night with your family, all right? I'm sorry about the mix-up.

Eric

No, there are plenty of rooms here for everyone. There's a room for you and a room for Roxanne unless, of course, you decide to get married tonight.

Chandler

Ah, we'll just leave and come back.

Eric

Come back married?

Chandler

I don't want to get into this right now again.

Eric

Okay. No judgment.

Chandler

You don't know that we're doing anything. She's not sure if she wants to get married right now.

Eric

Depends on whether or not the fun lasts?

Chandler

What time are you leaving tomorrow?

Eric

No matter when we leave, whether we're here or not, God knows what you're doing.

Chandler

God does, but none of you do.