You wouldn't happen to know how to bake a cake?
I'm not baking a cake for your stinkin' boyfriend!
[to Lucy and Ruthie] Hopefully I'll be so drunk, I'll be cremated before they find me. Then they can just put me in an old peanut butter jar and toss me out to sea. [laughs] Which reminds me, do your parents got any booze in the house?
Yeah, I think she's got a crush on that new guy.
What new guy?
The new minister at your dad's church.
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