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I'm a total idiot.
Hey, that's my grandson you're talking about! And he's not an idiot. He's just a 16-year-old kid trying to make his way in the world.
How long will that take?
Well, if he's anything like his grandmother it may take fifty or sixty years.
Do you guys need anything? It's not 5:00 yet.
So?
Simon says I'm responsible for everything before 5:00.
Yeah, well, go tell Simon nice try, but you're not his personal valet.
Okay!
Later that day
That's it, pack it up sister, you're out of here!
No, I'm not your personal ballet!
When did you start drinking wine?
Yesterday.
(to cop) No Officer I wasn't drinking.
Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.
(to Mary) So what are you and Jeff doing tonight? (Mary stares at him) That's right I'm prying. It's my job, my duty, my life.
Oh I don't know. We really don't have any plans, we might just drop by a party or something.
Whose party?
Have we met these people?
I don't think so.
Is it just for older kids?
I don't know.
Is alcohol allowed?
Will the parents be home?
I'm not sure, it's just a party. It's not like the guy throwing it handed out his biography.
That would be autobiography and if he had you might have had a shot at going.
Dad!
Sorry kiddo, not gonna happen.
What am I supposed to tell Jeff?
The truth. That we said no.
He knows who your parents are.
Yeah, the people trying to ruin my life! Stomps off
Not only trying, but sometimes succeeding.
(in Annie's dream) I love you Annie but I have to go now
Mom? (goes into hallway)
I'm sorry Annie, she's passed on. She's gone. (Annie sobs into Charles's chest, Eric holds her)
Alone at last!
Worth the wait!
I'm glad to hear you say that!
(At Steve and Susan's wedding) You may now...(Steve and Susan start kissing) ...continue kissing the bride.
Mommy? Can we sing Grandma's song now?
Yes, sweetie. Tell you what. We'll go upstairs, we'll wash our faces, we'll get into our jammies, and I'll sing you Grandma's song.
Did Renee have her baby?
Yeah, she had a little girl.
Cool.
Oh, and get this, Mom. You'll love this. She named the baby after Grandma.
She named the baby Grandma?
Her name was Jenny, Simon.
Oh. I had no idea.
I'm a tortured man because...I'm a Bigamist!
Well, I have good news. She can't divorce you, you're not legally married.
Hey, Luce, have you seen your mom?
(shakes her head) Not lately.
(walking over to Lucy sitting down in the hallway) Hey, how's my little girl?
Not so good.
(just waking up) Hey where's Grandpa?
I'm sorry Simon but...he's gone.
Wow him too?
No, to Phoenix, Simon he went back to Phoenix.
(chuckling) Oh. I thought you meant---
Come on Simon let's go.
Simon, honey, we've talked about Heaven, remember? It's a place where good people go where they're surrounded by so much love.
Yeah, but I need to know where that is, Mom.
Oh. Well, it's...it's up there.
I was hoping you'd be a little more specific than that.
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