You remember my dad?
JJimmy
Oh yeah, the God guy.
Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm a total screw-up.
(before lovingly embracing his son) Not total.
I'm a total idiot.
JGrandma Jenny
Hey, that's my grandson you're talking about! And he's not an idiot. He's just a 16-year-old kid trying to make his way in the world.
How long will that take?
JGrandma Jenny
Well, if he's anything like his grandmother it may take fifty or sixty years.
Do you guys need anything? It's not 5:00 yet.
So?
Simon says I'm responsible for everything before 5:00.
Yeah, well, go tell Simon nice try, but you're not his personal valet.
Okay!
Later that day
That's it, pack it up sister, you're out of here!
No, I'm not your personal ballet!
When did you start drinking wine?
CJCharles and Jenny
Yesterday.
(to cop) No Officer I wasn't drinking.
CCop
Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.
(to Mary) So what are you and Jeff doing tonight? (Mary stares at him) That's right I'm prying. It's my job, my duty, my life.
Oh I don't know. We really don't have any plans, we might just drop by a party or something.
Whose party?
Have we met these people?
I don't think so.
Is it just for older kids?
I don't know.
Is alcohol allowed?
Will the parents be home?
I'm not sure, it's just a party. It's not like the guy throwing it handed out his biography.
That would be autobiography and if he had you might have had a shot at going.
Dad!
Sorry kiddo, not gonna happen.
What am I supposed to tell Jeff?
The truth. That we said no.
He knows who your parents are.
Yeah, the people trying to ruin my life! Stomps off
Not only trying, but sometimes succeeding.
(in Annie's dream) I love you Annie but I have to go now
Mom? (goes into hallway)
I'm sorry Annie, she's passed on. She's gone. (Annie sobs into Charles's chest, Eric holds her)
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