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7th Heaven · Season 1, Episode 4

“No Funerals and a Wedding” quotes from 7th Heaven

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“No Funerals and a Wedding” · Season 1, Episode 4

In this episode: Annie Camden (9), Eric (8), Simon (5), Ruthie (3), Lucy (3), Matt (3), Mary (2), Charles (2)

(At Steve and Susan's wedding) You may now...(Steve and Susan start kissing) ...continue kissing the bride.

Mommy? Can we sing Grandma's song now?

Yes, sweetie. Tell you what. We'll go upstairs, we'll wash our faces, we'll get into our jammies, and I'll sing you Grandma's song.

Did Renee have her baby?

Yeah, she had a little girl.

Cool.

Oh, and get this, Mom. You'll love this. She named the baby after Grandma.

She named the baby Grandma?

Her name was Jenny, Simon.

Oh. I had no idea.

SSteve

I'm a tortured man because...I'm a Bigamist!

Well, I have good news. She can't divorce you, you're not legally married.

Hey, Luce, have you seen your mom?

(shakes her head) Not lately.

(walking over to Lucy sitting down in the hallway) Hey, how's my little girl?

Not so good.

(just waking up) Hey where's Grandpa?

I'm sorry Simon but...he's gone.

Wow him too?

No, to Phoenix, Simon he went back to Phoenix.

(chuckling) Oh. I thought you meant---

Come on Simon let's go.

Simon, honey, we've talked about Heaven, remember? It's a place where good people go where they're surrounded by so much love.

Yeah, but I need to know where that is, Mom.

Oh. Well, it's...it's up there.

I was hoping you'd be a little more specific than that.

MMrs. Morgan

Where's your father? He's all right, isn't he?

Oh...um...yes, he is, he just...ah...

Don't worry, he's not dead, he just went back to Phoenix!

Mommy, are you always going to be here?

What do you mean?

Are you going to pass away like Grandma?

Someday I will. But not for a very long time, so you shouldn't worry, OK?

OK.

And I can promise you this. As long as I am here, no matter how old you get, you will always be able to count on me. I will always be there for you no matter what.

(walks in) Annie?

Daddy!

Oh Annie, I wish I had lived up to that same promise you just made to Ruthie.

We can help each other get through this.

You know Mom? Sometimes when I'm really mad at Daddy...too mad to see him or talk to him...he gets right in my face and makes me tell him what's wrong! It drives me nuts but I feel better after.

Mary, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't act so mature while I'm trying desperately to feel sorry for myself.

It's not fair. Grandma should be here. It's like there's a party and she wasn't invited.

Luce, I know it's weird having all these people here, and all this food, but...it's not really a party. It's just people who cared about your grandma and your mom, who are trying to--

I don't mean today, Daddy. I mean life. It's going on without her. It just isn't fair.

Nobody seems to know where you go when you die.

I know where.

You don't either.

Uh huh!

Fine, where?

I don't know the name, but I know it's where I was before I was born.

You were in Mommy's stomach before you were born.

No, before that.

I don't know where that is. I can't picture Grandma there.

Picture Grandma right here, in your heart.

(about Simon and Ruthie) The munchkins are still conked.

Oh good, the poor things must be exhausted!

So am I!

Me too. I feel like I could sleep for a week!

I think it's been a rough time for us all.

CGrandpa Charles

(cheerfully) Don't worry, it's all gonna be okay!

Wouldn't this work better if I were consoling you?

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