[explaining Thanksgiving] It's a national holiday.
What, like Big Giant Head Day?
Similar...except that no one gets thrown into the sun.
“Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick” · Season 2
In this episode: Tommy Solomon (2), Dick Solomon (1), Harry Solomon (1), Vicki Dubcek (1)
[Tommy picks up two pool balls, holds them in the air and then drops them so they land back on the table]
Excuse me, this game's not three-dimensional, is it?
(after having sex with Harry on the kitchen table)...I've never felt this way before.
...I've never felt this sticky before.
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