The worst part is I'm still a virgin!
Oh my God, you're a virgin?
Yes, it's horrible!
No, it's perfectly all right for you to save yourself for the right man.
Like you did for Dick?
[a shocked look on her face, after a long pause] Yes.
“Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space” · Season 2
In this episode: Sally Solomon (2), Dr. Mary Albright (2), Tommy Solomon (1)
People change for their lovers all the time. For example, I stopped wearing Old Spice and August stopped telling me to stop wearing Old Spice.
[Mary consoling Sally after her break up]
. . . I like you Sally.
I didn't know you liked me
Well I do, you're strong, opinionated, intelligent young woman, unpredictable at time, a little scary, but hell that's you.
That is me, I like me too, but why didn't Mr. Randall?
Well he's just not the right guy for you, but you'll find someone, I mean just look at you: those legs, that hair...
Please I've been dragged through the muck enough today!
Just chop this up to experience.
Thanks Dr. Albright, you're so nice. I always thought you were such a bitch.
Oh I am. But hell, that's me.
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