Weird... in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.
“Secret Santa” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Liz Lemon (1), Tracy Jordan (1)
Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why: it's because the Pope owns Long John Silver's.
Really - you want to exchange creative gifts? Oh, well, you are the one that's in trouble now, buddy, because creativity to me is just like... like a... bird, like a friendly bird, that embraces all... ideas, and just like, shoots... out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty.
Wow, Lemon, this is like watching Hemingway write. Mark Hemingway.
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