He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
“Don Geiss, America and Hope” · Season 4, Episode 15
In this episode: Liz Lemon (2), Jack Donaghy (1), Tracy Jordan (1), Wesley (1)
Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.
So does this mean you've come to your senses? Are you ready to settle, and become Mrs. Snipes?
No. I wanted to tell you to your face that I know that I can do better than you. And I'm never going to be Mrs. Snipes. [beat] Hang on, is your name Wesley Snipes? That is insane.
[annoyed] It's insane that the actor Wesley Snipes has that name! Look. If you saw a picture of him, and a picture of me, and you were asked "Who should be named *Wesley* *Snipes*?" You'd pick the stuffy Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!
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