I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Well, let's see. [looks in his coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
If you don't include Confederate money?
Four thousand dollars!
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