No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab-a-cop's-gun crazy.
Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity, I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
“The One with the Cast of Night Court” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Liz Lemon (3), Jack Donaghy (2), Tracy Jordan (1)
What is wrong with you men? You're like junkies...why can't you just say no?
Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing: emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack and their self-loathing translates into... never mind.
You're breaking union rules. Our insurance doesn't cover any of this. And you're potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property. Shut this down!
I want a different answer. Where's Jack Donaghy?
No there's no more Jack. He's dead to us. Break this down! Everybody out!
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