Yu-Gi-Oh! quotes

[after summoning Obelisk the Tormentor] MY MIGHTY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD IS HERE AT LAST!

The battle of the gods has begun!

Now what was that you were saying about your Egyptian God card being stronger than mine? Take a close look, Kaiba. Our monsters are even now.

Too bad your monster's effect is only temporary, Yugi. Once this turn is over, Obelisk will have all of his power back!

Perhaps, but I've still prevented you from attacking me this turn, Kaiba.

Stalling for time is a sign of weakness, Yugi! You're obviously desperate! Now it's my move! So stand back! I play two cards, both facedown! That ends my turn.

Very well. It's my move! Sorry, Kaiba, but since I'm now holding three cards, Slifer's attack points rise to 3,000!

But now that your turn is over, Obelisk regains its full strength! So your monster is weaker again!

Not quite, Kaiba! Observe my facedown card, Pot of Greed! Thanks to the effect of this magic card, I can now draw two more cards from my deck. And you know what that means, Slifer's attack points now rise to 5,000! More than enough to take down your Obelisk, and wipe out your Life Points, Kaiba! Now, my dragon, ATTACK!

Obelisk is losing his patience, Yugi. So finish your move!

All right. I'll place two cards facedown on the field and end my turn. Now, feel free to attack me, Kaiba!

[thinking] What's he thinking?! He just weakened his monster by 2,000 points!

What's wrong, Kaiba? Are you afraid of my two facedown cards?

It's my move! [draws]

Hold on, Kaiba! I activate my magic card, Card Destruction! Now we must both discard every card in our hand. But that's not all. Next, we must replenish our hands, with the same number of cards!

Fine! [thinking] Now what's he doing?! He didn't change the number of cards in his hand, so his monster's attack points stay the same!

Next, I reveal my trap card, Disgraceful Charity, GO! Kaiba, now we must re-draw the cards we just threw out, giving me a grand total of six cards in my hand!

Oh, no! This can't be!

I think you know what happens now. My Slifer gains 3,000 points for a total of 6,000!

Impressive move, Yugi, but you'll have to do better than that to defeat me! Because that little stunt you just pulled with your facedown cards helped me out as well, by giving me just the cards I needed to win this duel!

Explain!

Well, thanks to you, I was able to draw this magic card, Thirst for Compensation! It lets me summon two monsters from my hand directly to the field! Observe! [summons Blade Knight and Sword of Soul, both in defense mode] I play Sword of Soul! And Blade Knight!

You're wasting your time. Those monsters are too weak to survive. Slifer automatically strikes every monster you summon. NOW, SLIFER, ATTACK!

Now, Obelisk, destroy his Slifer! It's over! Your Egyptian God card is ancient history! What?! Your Slifer should've been destroyed!

Well, it would have been had I not stopped Obelisk from attacking, Kaiba.

What?!

And I have you to thank for giving me the ability to protect my Egyptian God card from yours, for that task was only possible thanks to a trap card that you played! When you activated your Power Balance card, I had to place three cards in my graveyard… including this! Recognize it? It's a useful monster card known as Electromagnetic Turtle. And it has quite a unique special ability. When this monster is sent to the graveyard, it leaves a small electrode attached to one of my monsters, in this case, Slifer!

And it lets you stop our battle before Slifer was unlucky enough to collide with Obelisk?

Well, I see you did your homework, Kaiba. Now I place this card facedown.

Tristan

I don't know what the deal is, but this doesn't look good!

Yugi! What could be going on, you guys?!

Tristan

I can't see a thing out there!

Ishizu

[thinking] The true power of Ancient Egypt is beginning to reveal itself, and I fear for us all!

The power of our Egyptian God monsters is equal! But neither one will give up this fight!

You're right! It must be a holographic malfunction!

Mokuba

Seto! Are you okay?!

[thinking] It's the ultimate power struggle! These two Egyptian Gods have been pushed to their limits!

[thinking] What's going on?! That light is stronger than anything my machinery could produce!

Yugi, you were correct. Summoning Blue-Eyes usually requires two sacrifices, however, thanks to my magic card, that rule no longer holds true now. This card is the key to unlocking my great beast and wiping you out! Behold, my Cost Down magic card! Now my Blue-Eyes White Dragon is instantly reduced from an eight-star monster to a six-star monster!

[thinking] Oh, no! That means Kaiba only needs to sacrifice one monster to summon it!

Your Egyptian God card won't be around for long, Kaiba!

That doesn't matter. Obelisk has served his purpose already. I won't be needing his services to finish you off.

[thinking] It can't end like this! I have to defeat Kaiba to get to Marik! It's the only way to stop his evil plan! 'Cause if the three Egyptian God cards and my Millennium Puzzle fall into Marik's hands, the world could meet the same fate it did in the past!

This duel has grown tiresome. The outcome is of no consequence to me as long as a winner is declared soon, for no matter who wins this, I will be the ultimate victor!

This is where it all ends, Yugi! There's no way you can escape the devastation of my three Blue-Eyes! The moment I've been waiting for is finally here! [laughs]

[thinking] I'm in major trouble! With three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Kaiba could easily wipe out both of my monsters and the rest of my life points! What am I gonna do?!

[thinking] It looks like the end of the line for the Pharaoh. Which means Seto Kaiba will be the next casualty of the Shadow Realm!

Now, my three Blue-Eyes, attack! Finish him off and end this duel!

Oh, no!

Once my dragons attack, this duel is over, Yugi!

Joey

Hold on, Yuge.

Joey?

Joey

Yep. The one and only, pal.

I'm about to loose this duel!

Joey

Guess again, Yuge. It's like you always tell me, look closely and consider all your options.

All of my options?

Joey

Yup. I think you'll find a card that can save you.

Let's see. He's right! There's still hope!

Nice try, Yugi, but you're no longer the top rank duelist! What?! It's Red-Eyes Black Dragon! Where did that come from?!

If you recall, you used your Flute of Summoning Dragon to summon your Blue-Eyes to the field, but you may have forgotten that your flute works on my hand, as well! So, I owe you a thank you, for bringing out this card, which is a gift from a very close friend of mine, Kaiba!

[thinking] I must admit, Yugi's moves took me by surprise. But if he thinks this is the time to celebrate, he's sadly mistaken. Victory will be mine!

[thinking] I have a long way to go. But as long as I have faith the heart of the cards, and in my friends, I know I can win this!

Joey

[finally waking up] Serenity? What's going on? Is this a hospital? Did someone get hurt?

Tristan

Yeah, Joey, someone was knocked unconscious.

Joey

Wait a sec! Did I pass out? Is that why everyone's so happy to me?

[tearing up with happiness] Oh, Joey! [hugs him]

Joey

Hey. Aw, Serenity.

Joey! I'm so glad you're awake.

Joey

Me too.

Me three. You scared us!

[surprised] This is impossible! You can't be awake. Someone in your condition could never recover this fast.

Tristan

[angrily grabs Joey by the shirt collar] Don't ever pull this again, you hear me?! [tearing up] I mean, you had the girls really worried. Of course I knew you'd make it all along.

Joey

Tristan? [realizes] Oh, wait! I think I remember! I was dueling! It was me against Marik! And I was fighting to save Mai! [turns around and sees Mai, still in the hospital bed] But why is she still sleeping? Mai, wake up! Come on! Your mind's supposed to be back from the Shadow Realm! I was sure that to beat Marik would save you! I did defeat Marik, didn't I? Didn't I?! Please. Just give it to me straight, guys! I remember! I had that weird old beat!

Um… actually… Joey, I'm afraid you lost. Marik won.

Joey

There's no way! I know I won! I summoned Gearfried the Iron Knight and crushed him!

Please, Joey! Just listen! You guys were playing a shadow game, and you almost won. But Marik was wearing you down by draining your energy. But then, with your last bit of strength, you were able to summon a monster, strong enough to beat Marik. But before you had a chance to call out your attack, you passed out.

Joey

I don't believe this. That psycho actually beat me? I gave in my all, Mai. I'm sorry. I tried. But this thing's far from over!

Sorry, Yugi, but you're still at a huge disadvantage in this duel!

Really? It looks to me like we both have two monsters on the field.

Perhaps, but my two Blue-Eyes are more powerful than either of your creatures! Now, I'll place two cards facedown! Your move, Yugi! [thinking] With these cards in place, Yugi will never escape!

[thinking] Kaiba's definitely up to something! But what? [speaking] We've got a long way to go, Kaiba! [draws Double Spell; thinking] This magic card could come in handy later, but for now, I have his two Blue-Eyes White Dragons to worry about! They could do some serious damage! So I have to protect my Life Points! [speaking] I'll place this facedown, then I'll switch my Red-Eyes Black Dragon into defense mode!

Not quite! I activate my trap card! [reveals his Final Attack Orders trap]

No, not that trap! It returns my Red-Eyes back to attack mode!

It's worse than that! As long as my Final Attack Orders trap card is in play, every monster on the field stays in attack mode! And next, we each choose any three cards we want in order to form a new deck, and the rest of our deck goes to the card graveyard!

Our whole deck?!

[thinking] That means this duel comes to end in three more turns!

[thinking] These three cards are more than enough to ensure my victory! In a few short moments, I'll crush Yugi and reclaim my number one status! [speaking] Now then, you may as well give up and accept defeat now, Yugi, because my strategy is unstoppable!

[thinking] I can only choose three of these cards to hold onto, and everything else goes away! My faith depends on this choice!

[thinking] Now, I can only keep three cards. I just wish I knew which three cards Kaiba chose. I need to figure out his strategy in order to come up with a way to stop him! Let's see… If I were Kaiba, what would I do? He's got two Blue-Eyes White Dragons on the field. So I bet he'll want to bring his third one back from the graveyard. For that, he'll need Monster Reborn. Then he'll probably want to fuse them all together to form Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! And for that, he'll need a Polymerization card. But who knows if that's really his plan? Oh, well, I have to do something, so I'll pick these three cards. And I'll hope for the best! It's all up to destiny, now! [chooses three cards from his deck and sends the rest of his deck to the graveyard; speaking] It's your move, Kaiba!

It took you long enough! Don't you realize that it doesn't matter what cards you're holding? This duel belongs to me! Now stand back! [draws] Ready? 'Cause it's time for the fun part. Enjoy.