Weevil Underwood quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

This train’s been rerouted! [laughing] Next stop: Loserville!

You can beat him, Yugi!

Joey Wheeler

Don't let that flea scare ya! He's bluffing!

Really? Then let's just see how you handle this bluff!

Uh-Uh-But I'm the regional champion, The regional champion!

You call yourself a champion, Weevil, but you only won your duels through lying and cheating. True champions- They play with honor. They play fair.

Joey Wheeler

Aw, Don't waste your breath on this sneaky slug. He's a dueling disgrace. And I hereby relieve him of his dueling gauntlet.

[appearing out of nowhere] Looking for someone?

Joey

I thought I smelled a dung beetle!

That's my greeting after all this time? [laughs sinisterly]

Joey

You stole that little kid's cards, didn't you, worm-breath?!

I don't remember stealing any cards.

Tristan

[cracking his knuckles] Well then, maybe I can help refresh your memory.

Joey

Tristan, wait. We'll settle this fair and square with a duel!

Be really careful, Joey. Remember when Weevil threw Yugi's Exodia cards off the boat to Duelist Island? This guy's a major cheater!

[laughing sinisterly] Careful where you point that finger, Téa. It might get bitten by one of my pets.

[disgusted] Gross!

Joey

Alright, let's do this!

That's fine with me, but we'll duel for two locator cards!

Joey

Two of them?

But if you lose both locator cards, you'll have no way of getting to the finals!

Tristan

It's way too risky, Joey.

That's if even have two!

Joey

That's it!

Be careful, Joey!

Joey

Yugi squashed this creepy little bug the first time they squared off at Duelist Kingdom. Now I guess it's my turn to do the same! How many locator cards do you have?

Two!

Joey

Then once I step on you and take them both, plus your rarest card, I'll be personally responsible for your ugly mug out of the tournament! Just like Yugi did last time! [He and Weevil activate their duel disks] Let's do this!

It's time to duel!

Joey

First, I'll play… my Swordsman of Landstar in attack mode! Then I'll leave this little number facedown for later. Take your best shot!

Your "Swordsman" looks like he popped out of a toybox!

Joey

This toy's gonna slice and dice your hive!

Well, is that so? Not if I play a much more powerful Flying Kamakiri #1! Now my flying friend, attack! Crush his mini-monster!

Joey

Uh-uh. Watch this. It's my Shield and Sword magic card! It swaps the attack and defense points of both our monsters, making my Swordsman's attack strength a cut above your bug's!

[groans then laughs] Nice try! But when Flying Kamakiri #1 is sent to the graveyard, it automatically summons an even more powerful warrior to take its place! The dreaded Flying Kamakiri #2!

Okay, Wheeler, enough playing around! Up until this point, I've been going easy on you. But you're starting to bug me, so the time has come to unleash the fury of my ultimate monster! I summon the Larvae Moth!

Joey

It's…the bug that Weevil used against Yugi!

[snickers] I see your memory's better than your dueling, Wheeler. Then you probably know that you're about to get demolished! Once I wrap my terrifying Larvae in the all-powerful Cocoon of Evolution!

Joey

[exclaims] This isn't good!

[laughs] Over the next five turns, the Cocoon of Evolution will transform my mere Larvae Moth into a huge beast known as the Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!

My Moth! My precious, precious Great Moth! You've squashed it like a common fly! YOU'LL PAY! This duel isn't over yet, Wheeler, not by a mile!

Joey

Ha! Bring it on, Weevil! I'll exterminate all your little critters.

You won that round. But my next surprise will win me the duel and send you packing.

Joey

We'll just see about that, Weevil.

Yes, we will. First, I'll play this! Ta-da! My Insect Soldiers of the Sky! Next comes a magic card! Eradicating Aerosol! This card has the power to destroy any insect card in the field, and since all of your parasite-infected monsters are still insects, I could take one of them out, but I've got bigger plans. So I play Pinch Hopper! And now I can destroy my own insect!

Tristan

What gives?

Solomon

Once Pinch Hopper goes to the graveyard, Weevil can summon any monster from his hand!

Joey

Any monster?!

Yes! Eradicating Aerosol, now! Destroy my Pinch Hopper! Now I can summon a creature whose attack power is virtually limitless! Ha, ha! Insect Queen! She's my rarest card, and if played the right way, is totally unstoppable! Prepare to lose it all, Wheeler! You may have defeated my Great Moth, but my queen will trounce your puny defense and wipe out your Life Points! Now you will face a power like no other! Say goodbye to Battle City! If you think my Insect Queen is powerful now, just wait until you see her special function! She absorbs the attack points of every insect on the field!

Joey

It's still got less than your Moth, and I creamed that thing.

You weren't listening. She absorbs the points of every insect, yours included!

Joey

Mine? That's right! My monsters are still considered insects because of that stinking parasite!

Exactly! Now absorb their power, my queen!

Joey

That's a thousand more attack points!

Ever hear of stepping aside?!

Yeah! What's your problem?

The problem should be yours when I strip you two fools of your souls.

Does the Grim Reaper know you've raided his wardrobe?

[his eyes glow green, explaining the Orichalcos] Quod valedico vestrum animus.

Say what?!

I-I think you just got him mad!

Rise on your feet and Duel! [activates his Chaos Duel Disk and Weevil and Rex scream in terror off-screen]

Duke Devlin

This a bad sign, guys

Whoa, what you think happened here?

A gas station exploded, you brainiac.

Duke

Wait a sec? Yugi! [droves off to fast]

If I have whiplash you’re gonna hear from my lawyers!

Duke

Listen I’ve got a hunch, guys. Hold on!

Tristan

[spots at Weevil and Rex outside] It's a regalia party, What are you two guys doing here?

It's that magic circle!

Yeah! The same one we were trapped in!

Mai

I sacrifice my two Harpies! That allows me to summon Harpie's Pet Dragon! And thanks to the Seal of Orichalcos, it gets 500 more points! Plus, it gets another 300 points for every Harpie I have on the field!

Now it has 3,400 points!

Mai

It's been nice knowing ya, Wheeler!

Joey

YEAH! Bingo, baby!

Tristan

I knew he could do it!

You go!

Now that's luck.

Yeah, next time I play Bingo, I'm bringin' him!

Well, there goes your theory.

Joey

Looks like your last attack didn't work. So I'm still in the game!

Mai

For now, maybe.

That's cool. At least Joey bought himself a little time.

Yes, but it did come with a price, Téa.

Mai

Impressive. But your little maneuver helped me out, too.

Joey

Yeah, I know. Now you get to put the two cards you picked at the top of your deck.

Oh, no! Now she can use those two cards again!

Harpie Lady Phoenix Formation and Harpie Sparrow Formation. Those are two of Mai's most powerful cards!

Mai

You may have stopped my attack but my turn's not over. Next, I'll move one of my Harpie Ladies to my rear defense. And then, I'll place two cards facedown and end my turn.

Joey

[thinking] I've got one more shot to do this, but I'm all out of ideas!

Oh, no! How far away is Death Valley?

Well if we use Duke's car, it shouldn’t take us more than an hour or so.

Sorry, Rebecca… But I have to go alone.

Why?

I’ve put you and your family in enough danger already.

Uh-uh. Don’t be silly, Yugi. None of this is your fault at all.

Thanks, Rebecca. But It’s me they want, and you’ll be much safer here. And please, don’t tell Joey, Tristan, Téa and Duke where I’m about to go, OK?

But why?

I don’t want them to follow me there.

Interesting.

[looks at each other] Hmm?

We can't miss the showdown between Yugi and those guys. I have to find out how they made Mai into such a strong duelist.

Can't we take a quick snack break?

It's Yugi, he's getting ahead!

No put the pedal to the metal!

Hey Weevil, Check it out.

Yugi started dueling already.

Joey

YUGI! [Yami Yugi sees Joey, Tristan and Duke arrives they shocked]

Tristan

[shocked] No way, dude!

Joey

[shocked] What's going on? Why's that oricahlcos thingy on Yugi's forehead.

You guys just missed the best part.

Duke

Yeah? Then why don't you two fill us in.

Tristan

I don't trust these twerps as far as I can throw 'em.

Joey

Hey! [grubs Weevil] My best buddy's got that freaky ding on his head and I want answers now!

Why don't you take your paws off of me and try asking nicely!

Joey

Wrong answer. Now it's go time!

Don't hurt me, Don't hurt me...

It's the Seal of Oricahlcos!

...Don't hurt me, Don't hurt me...

Yugi got it from that big muscle guy and then he activated it!

...Don't hurt me, Don't hurt me.

Joey

Yugi wouldn't do that! He knows that card is evil!

Alright, guys, If Yugi loses I call dibs on his Dark Magician.

That's not cool. Why don't you show some compassion for a change... and let me take his Dark Magician.

Joey

Watch it!