[Screen monitor shows Soloman (disguised as Apdnarg) in the Amazon Adventure trail to start his duel with Joey, but Joey is not there]
[Joey appears in the stadium, eating two hot dogs]
[shocked] Joey! What are you doing here?!
Hey! There's a two-for-one sale on wienies!
MokubaYou should on the Amazon Adventure trail!
Guess again, pal! Joey doesn't duel on an empty stomach! I gotta bulk up for my first match.
Mokuba
Wake up! Your first match has already started!
Mokuba
And if you don't get your butt over to that dueling site in the next 10 minutes, THEN YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!
He summoned three monsters at once!
And Kaiba's Life Points are defenseless! So if Zigfried attacks with all three Valkyries, the duel's done!
Mokuba
Come on, bro!
Looks like we've reached the finale before we even begun. Auf Wiederssen! Valkyrie Zweite, attack his Life Points directly with Galloping Gash!
KKaiba
I activate my facedown card! Go, Negate Attack! Looks like you're out of luck, and you're Valkyrie's out of steam.
Awesome! Thanks to Kaiba's card, Zigfried's turn is over! So his three Valkyries go back to his deck!
KKaiba
Well, what are you waiting for, Zigfried? Call off your ponies! Their moment in the spotlight is over!
[snickers sinisterly, revealing he activated a magic card] Thanks to this card, they've added a second performance!
Oh, yes! Time for an encore! So why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show! Valkyrie Zweite, attack him directly!
Mokuba
Yeah, those Valkyries should've returned to Zigfried's deck!
KKaiba
What do you think you're doing?!
Winning, of course! You see, Mischief of the Time Goddess allows me to skip your turn, then I can pick up where I left off! Wiping out the remainder of your Life Points! So let's try this again.
Mokuba
Seto! No!
KKaiba
Not so fast! I reveal my Magical Trick Mirror! Here's the deal: it activates a magic card from your graveyard! And I choose Mischief of the Time Goddess!
KKaiba
Let's see how you like it! Now your turn is skipped!
He just bought himself a second chance. Don't screw this up, rich boy.
And now, to kick off the festivities, please welcome a very special individual!
[seeing the camera, asuming it's focusing on him] I thought you'd never ask!
Mokuba
He's talking about my brother, not you, you nimrod!
[joins his three gadgets to his Moving Fortress] Whenever these three gadget monsters are on the field at the same time, they're able to raise the attack strength of my Moving Fortress to 3,000 points!
I taught that kid everything he knows, folks!
[Téa chuckles]
Stronghold the Moving Fortress, attack! Steel Gear Crush! [his monster then gets trapped in the Swords of Revealing Light] What happened to my Stronghold?!
He's trapped, thanks to my Bounce Spell! This magic card allowed me to transfer the effect of your Swords of Revealing Light to your monster! Now it can't attack for three more turns.
[thinking] Whoa! Now what am I gonna do? I wasn't expecting that. I guess the Pharaoh really is trying his hardest to defeat me. [speaking] I switch my Green Gadget into defense mode and end my turn.
[thinking] Yugi, in my heart, I hope you win. But that doesn't mean I plan to go easy on you. [speaking] It's my move. [draws] And I'll start by sending my monster to the graveyard in order to activate the magic card, Tricky Spell 4! This allows me to summon as many Tricky tokens as you have monsters on the field. That gives me four monsters as well!
Mokuba
Whoa, the taller Yugi just evened it all up!
KKaiba
Not exactly. If he's about to do what I think he is, then he's way ahead of the game.
I'm not finished yet. Not even close! I'm taking this duel to the next level!
Mokuba
[surprised after Yugi defeated the three Egyptian Gods] Whoa! No way!
KKaiba
I guess Yugi really did have a plan, after all.
He beat the Egyptian Gods?
And I never expected any less from you, Yuge.
SBSoloman & Bakura
[holding hands and dancing in a circle; singing happily] He did it, he did it! He's better than the Pharaoh!
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