Joey Wheeler quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Tristan

He's awake!

Joey

I knew you outsmart that big goon. So How'd ya Yug, How did you escape. [sees the Pharaoh crying] Everything alright pal?

[in tears] No, Joey. It's far from alright. I didn't outsmart him. He succeeded. Yugi's gone.

[gasps in horror] Whoa!

[evilly chucking] Great Leviathan, please accept my latest offering.

Joey

I don't get it. How can you be talkin' to us if he took your soul?

[in tears] Not mine! Yugi's! [falls to his knees] IT'S ALL MY FAULT! YUGI, COME BACK! [?] IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!

How'd it go? Is everything OK?

Joey

Not quite. We got a problem guys.

What do you mean?

Duke

Yugi didn't win.

Tristan

He's gone.

[shocked] Wha-

Tristan

You heard me. Yugi got beat, Tea!

You're wrong! If Yugi really lost that duel, those creeps would have taken his soul with their freaky magic card, Tristan!

Joey

So what's your point, Tea?

My point!? If he's lost how can he be standing right... [gasps and turns around looks at Yami Yugi] behind me? Oh no.

Yugi, talk to me. What's wrong!? Why are you acting so strange!?

Rebecca, they got him.

Got who?

Yugi. [Flashes back to their last duel as the Seal took Yugi instead.] I know. This whole thing's my fault. I'm the one who unleashed the magic that took Yugi away.

You knew that card was evil and you still played it!? If you really were a brave pharaoh, you would never have done something like that to poor, little Yugi! [crying] This just isn't fair! How could you?! I want my Yugi back! It should have been you, not him!

[calmly] Now hold on.

[cries] Oh, Téa! [sobbing]

I'm afraid Rebecca's right.

[confused] Huh?

Joey

What's done is done.

I let everyone down. Especially Yugi. He warned me not to play the Seal of Oricalcos card, but my rage took control. [Flashes back to their first duel, the Pharaoh activated The Seal of Oricalcos card.] He paid for my mistake.

Joey

You got to snap outta this!

He's gone, and it's all my fault.

Joey

Get a grip, man! [Joey punches Yami Yugi to snap out of his guilt.]

Joey!

Joey

If we're gonna rescue Yugi, we gotta move ahead, not look back, so pull yourself together! What we gotta do now is find out who this Dartz guy is and where he keeps all these souls!

Duke

I've been suggesting we do that since day one, but nobody listens to me.

Tristan

Stop thinking about yourself for once, Duke!

Duke

Down, boy. Heel!

Let him go, Tristan!

Tristan

[lets go of Duke] Huh?

This happened because I couldn't control my anger, and if we keep fighting amongst ourselves, the Orichalcos will destroy us.

How this train ride anyway?

Joey

Too long.

[sighs] Any chance you wanna go instead of me, Duke?

Duke

No can do, Téa. I gotta stick with Professor Hawkins in case those biker punks come back.

Tristan

Duke's right. Plus he's gonna keep an eye on Rebecca too.

I wanna go too! They need a brain like mine to figure out how to save Yugi! Please!?

It's too dangerous. And the Pharaoh has enough on his mind already.

Huh?

The last thing he needs is the responsibility of looking after you. His closest friend in the world's been taken from him.

[cries ran back to the caravan] You don't understand anything, Grandpa!

Rebecca, wait! It's for your own good!

Duke

You better get on the train before you miss your ride.

Joey

We got plenty of time.

Tristan

No, we don’t.

Joey

Like I said "All Aboard!"

Take care, Duke.

Joey

[waving laughter] Smell ya later, Devlin!

Tristan

Hey let’s hit the diving car.

Joey

Now you’re taking my language.

Come on, you gotta cheer up. I promise we'll get Yugi back. But in the meantime, you can't just sit around moping. It might feel better to talk about it. We can even come up with a plan together.

[sighs, gets up the seat] Sorry, Téa. [walks off alone]

Poor guy. [watches Yami Yugi walked off alone as he opened the door and closes]

Tristan

Just let him go, Téa.

Huh?

Tristan

I think he needs to be alone for a while you know?

Joey

He's already alone.

Huh?

Joey

Isn't that the whole problem? He’s crushed. But he’ll be alright soon enough. ‘Cause we’re going to rescue Yugi, right guys?

[smiling agreed] There’s no doubt.

[sighs] He's been gone for a while.

Tristan

[notices the passengers are empty] Hey, Hold on. He's not the only one!

Joey

Huh?

Tristan

Call me crazy. But wasn't this train completely filled with passengers just a minute ago?! What's the deal!? How can a train full of people all of a sudden be empty!?

Joey

What?!

Alright. Now I'm officially freaked out!

[evilly laughter] A vacant train is the least of your problems, my young friends. I'm just getting warmed up.

[Checking the now empty train] Anyone in there, Joey?

Joey

Not a soul.

Tristan

Do ya have to say "soul"?

Joey

[Checks another compartment] It's a complete ghost town here!

Don't say "ghost" either.

There you are.

Huh?

Joey

'Case you haven't noticed, Something weird's going on.

Tristan

If you asked me. I'd say this whole train ride is another trap.

[gasp]

Joey

I'm sure those same slime balls are behind this. and I bet they're onboard.

Tristan

Well what are we standing here for? Let's get 'em!

Tristan

Pharaoh! Tea! Whatta we do now!?

Get help!

Come on, we have to find a way to stop this train!

Tristan

Hey, we're slowing down! You heard 'em. we gotta get help.

Joey

I know... but there's a problem. [he and Tristan jumps off the rail coaches] We're in the middle of nowhere! and we don't even know those two are gonna end up. Bye, guys. Hang in there.

Tristan

I guess it's just you and me now.

Joey

Hmm [sees Rex appears snickers in the railcar with his chaos duel disk on.] Huh? Rex!? What are you doing here?

[jumps off the rail coaches and walks towards Joey and Tristan] I still have a score to settle with you, Wheeler. Remember? You tooked my Red Eyes Black Dragon.

Joey

Rex, This is not the time.

It’s the perfect time for revenge.

Mr. Conductor!? [cut to empty cab front of train] Anyone there!? Hello!? [sighs] uh-uh. [?] Yugi! What are you doing!?

I've got to get in there! So I can stop this train!

But how?!

I have an idea, There may be an emergency hatch on the roof!

Be careful!

[sees Weevil appears on top of this train with his chaos duel disk on] Weevil Underwood! Are you behind this!? You'd better start explaining yourself!

Weevil?! What are you what with us, worm boy!

What are you think I what? A rematched with the king of games!

Are you nuts!?

I'm just in the mood for a friendly duel.

Weevil, Who put you up to this?

No one did. I figured this was a good time to test out my new secret weapon, that's all.

Tristan Taylor

Is that magic rock the professor told us about it! Where did you find that thing, Raptor!?

Joey Wheeler

I knew it! He's working for them!

You've been brainwashed, Weevil!

Wake up! Those guys are just using you!

Who cares! as long as I have ultimate power!

You're wrong!

Then just duel me!

Wait a minute!

Huh? Téa, no! It's too dangerous!

Weevil! Don't you realize that if you go through with this duel, one of you guys is gonna lose your soul forever!?

Téa.

Of course I do, Téa. That's the whole reason I'm here! To make him pay by sealing him away!

[shocked] Oh!

[shocked] Oh no!

Don't worry. Soon you'll be locked away with your friend Yugi, Pharaoh! [laughing]

Where is he!? Tell me!

I'm afraid the only way to find out is to duel me. so if you back down now, then you'll never see that little twerp again!

Very well! Then let's duel!

[laughing] Wise choice, Pharaoh! [activates his chaos duel disk]

[activates his chaos duel disk] I'm gonna enjoy this!

Joey Wheeler

What did you do to my friends!?

Nothing! Weevil's dealing with those two losers why I handled you two.

Tristan Taylor

Weevil? So he's in on this train too.

Joey

Rex, you guys pick the wrong side to join.

Oh really? Well, we'll just see about that won't we. I've been given more power then you ever dreamed of!

Joey

[growl] Look, Rex, not only can I duel circles around your sorry behind but you're half my size! So why don't you get out of my way before I step on you!

Sorry, pal. I'm not going anywhere till we duel! So draw your cards and let's get it on, chump! I've got a duel to win!

Tristan

Now what?

Joey

[sighs] I warned them. Now let's trample this geek and then go find Yugi and Téa.

Tristan

Good call.

Oh yeah? You'll change your mind when I activate this card!

Huh?

[snickers and holds up "The Seal of Orichalcos" card] Look familiar!?

Tristan

The Seal of Orichalcos!

Joey

Drop the card! That thing is evil, Rex. I'm telling ya, you have no idea what you're doing!

You're not so tough now! Are you, Wheeler! [laughs and activates the card]

Joey

He played it!

Tristan

Aah!

Joey

No, Tristan!

Ahh! Ha Ha Ha! Now... That's what I call power.

Joey

What was he thinking playing that!

Tristan

Be careful, man! He just raised the stakes a this duel big time! Now who ever loses the game, loses their soul!

Joey

Gee, Thanks for the reminder.

Let's do this. It's payback time!

Joey

Sorry, Rex. I won't duel you!

You don't have much choice!

Are you gonna duel, Wheeler? or just stand there like a loser while I take you apart?

Joey Wheeler

I got no choice. Alright I didn't wanna do this... But you got yourself a duel!

Tristan Taylor

Are you sure?

Joey Wheeler

It's the only way to save Yuge, so yes.

Good answer. I've been waiting for this moment for years.

Tristan Taylor

Dude, you've got three dinos breathing down your neck! You better think of something before you're extinct!

Joey Wheeler

Gee, thanks.

You're in way over your head! Thanks to the Seal of Orichalcos, I can never be beat, but enough talk! On with the Duel! [draws Polymerization from his Deck] It's showtime. First, I'll use Polymerization to combine my Gilasaurus with my Kaitoptera to form Horned Saurus! [Horned Saurus appears on the field] But you ain't seen nothing yet! Next I'll play Giant Rex! [Giant Rex also appears on the field] And the Seal of Orichalcos gives my Jurassic giants a power boost! [Horned Saurus' and Giant Rex's eyes glow red as the Seal of Orichalcos raises their attack by 500] Time to get prehistoric on you, Wheeler, by letting my ravenous meat-eaters chow down on your Life Points! My Horned Saurus is up first! Now, attack Wheeler directly!

Tristan Taylor

How can he do that when you've got a monster on the field?

Easy, Horned Saurus has a special ability that lets him bypass your monsters and go straight for your Life Points! Tough break. [Horned Saurus fires a shockwave blast on top of Joey, making Joey's Life Points drop to 1500]

Tristan Taylor

That runt is kicking your butt!

Joey Wheeler

Thanks for the help. You're a real pal.

For my next trick, Giant Rex will make your Panther Warrior disappear! [Giant Rex attack and destroys Panther Warrior]

Please Save me! [screaming as the Oricalchos claims Rex's soul]

Joey Wheeler

[thinking] Sorry, Rex. It's the only way.

Tristan Taylor

Rex! Come on, man wake up! I know you're in there somewhere so snap out of it.

Joey Wheeler

It's no use, Tristan. The Orichalcos has him now. But I promise we'll get him back. As soon as we find Pegasus and Yugi.

Tristan Taylor

Yeah, but how?

Joey Wheeler

But first we gotta figured out where this Dartz guy hangs out. Find him, and we'll find them. [standing at the sky yelling out] YOU HEAR ME, DARTZ?! WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU! AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT OUR FRIENDS! [his echoes shouted]

Joey Wheeler

I'm assuming you see that gigantic green sunset over there, right?

Tristan Taylor

What do you think it is?

Joey

Hmm? [holds "The Claw of Hermos" card glowing] I'm guessing it's got something to do with this. Let's just hope Téa and the Pharaoh are alright. Come on! [ran off]

Tristan

Hey, Wait! It's your turn to carry Rex! [ran off to followed Joey] I know you can hear me!

Joey Wheeler

[Carrying soulless Rex Raptor on his back] It's... your... turn. I've been luggin' dis geek for, like, two hours already!

Tristan Taylor

Try four minutes. But since I'm nice, I'll play you for it. [Holds out his fist] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Joey

I don’t know how you're doin' it, but you're cheating'! Dat's the fifth time in a row you won!

Tristan

You're just delirious, man. I've won by playing scissors every time.

Joey

Look, I can't move another inch.

Tristan

What if I promise ta buy you a pepperoni pizza when we reach civilization?

Joey

Pepperoni? [Takes off running] Come on, we got places ta go!

Tristan

Hold on! I said what if I get ya a pizza? [Starts running after Joey] I'll tell ya what, I'll play ya Rock, Paper, Scissors for it!