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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Oh, Meemaw, no.

Hey, who are you calling?

Dr. Sturgis.

Why?

I saw Meemaw get in the car with Mr. Rosenbloom.

(distorted voice) No...

ASAdult Sheldon

I don't know if it really happened this way, but to my 9-year-old mind, my mother was flying.

ASAdult Sheldon

I also had extraordinary hearing. During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.

He's grabbing at straws now.

So, if god's plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?

So now what? We just return to our ordinary lives?

I guess so. Or... we could just go to the store and buy another game.

ASAdult Sheldon

Since that night, I've battled orcs, zombies, Nazis, Nazi-zombies, a dinosaur in a go-kart, and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on a stringless, plastic guitar. But nothing would ever compare to that first quest with my Meemaw. Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle doing Dance Dance Revolution was a close second.

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