Young Sheldon quotes

Mary

So, you didn't do anything you regret when you were married?

George Cooper Sr.

Oh, lots of stuff. Feel free to grab a shovel and go have some drinks with my dead husband.

In the early days of the Internet, you couldn't stream movies or summon Thai food to your doorstep. But... if you were interested in text-based news about upcoming physics lectures, it was a great time to be alive.

Sheldon

All right, but if he calls me a baby, feel free to say, "Then I guess you needed a baby to fix your paper."

Mary

I had to improvise.

George Cooper Sr.

Watching life go by from the sidelines is kind of my thing.

Mary

Call an ambulance!

Sheldon

That explains why 911 hung up on me. I had no choice but to determine if any of these prospective home buyers would be suitable neighbors.

George Cooper Sr.

Thank you.

You can see here, Sheldon has a baby tooth that never fell out.

Mary

I got my crochet!

I was not alone in asserting my independence that day. This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom. But sometimes, freedom comes at a cost. In this case, a lowly disc of processed meat, would nearly tear my family apart.

Sheldon Cooper

How could you not tell me that Caltech wants me to go to school there?

Mary Cooper

Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter.

Sheldon Cooper

I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons why I should be allowed to go to college, and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.

The next day, the local news showed up to interview me and my family. Which may sound impressive, but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip shaped like Texas.

In fact, it was the best graduation party I had ever been to, until the one we had for my son, Leonard Cooper.

Amen.

Missy

Cake!

I wanted his name to be Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper, but Amy wouldn't let me.

Be happy I let you name him Leonard!

Okay, okay!

Love you.

Love you, too.