Young Sheldon quotes

Sheldon

Yes, leave the crusts on.

Mary

We need to stop so I can pee.

With no access to controlled substances, I was left with only one option.

Sheldon

Hey, speaking of accidents, which this clearly was Insurance covers everything, right? If you're worried about me sending you a bill, don't be.

Mary

Oh, sorry. It was cancelled.

Sheldon

I don't know, looks pretty good to me.

As long as I can remember, unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe was my greatest passion.

Sheldon

Hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper. And this is "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College." Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home, but enroll full time to continue my studies with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.

Missy

What?!

Mary

Hello, Dr. Sturgis.

Dr. Sturgis

This is Mary Cooper. Did you know there's a, uh, supercollider being built, in Waxahachie, Texas?

To figure out which school of philosophy suited me best, I decided to sample each one.

Egoism is the belief that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves.

Transcendentalists were philosophers who believed that our deepest connection is with nature.

Sheldon

All my dinners are free. Is what they're asking really that bad?

Sheldon

Yes. I go to this university to study science, not to help collect money like an organ grinder's monkey.