LDr. Linkletter
[Last line, after Sheldon left his class] No wonder Sturgis went crazy.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Good news. I found a way to take a break from science.
That's great. What is it?
A fantasy book series called "The Lord of the Rings".
It's got "the Lord" in it. That's something.
Okay. Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
Hot darn.
That guy's back.
I thought he was in the nuthouse.
We do not call it that!
That's what dad calls it.
And that's why I made him sit. We need to make sure that Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.
How are we supposed to do that?
For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital.
[encouraging Missy] Do good baseball.
[Repeated line, unenthusiastically] Uh-huh.
You wanna switch to light beer?
Hey, I may have boobs, but I'm still a man.
They don't seem happy about it.
ASAdult Sheldon
Some mail brought pain.
ASAdult Sheldon
However, in an unrelated incident, he crashed his bike into some garbage cans. Luckily, he landed on his recently acquired athletic cup.That was a wise purchase.
JJeff
Sometimes love is about the little things.
PPicard
Captain's log, stardate 44307.
ASAdult Sheldon
My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings.
ASAdult Sheldon
Things were simpler for my simple-minded sister.
Strike!
Yeah!
All right, Missy.
ASAdult Sheldon
The Clean Air Act required all new cars to be equipped with catalytic converters to combat air pollution. The first state to do this was California, which led Texans to say things like - I hate California. And When will that place fall in the ocean? While not everyone was happy about it, six years later, one particular Texan saw an opportunity to get rich quick.
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