Sheldon Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings.

Things were simpler for my simple-minded sister.

The Clean Air Act required all new cars to be equipped with catalytic converters to combat air pollution. The first state to do this was California, which led Texans to say things like - I hate California. And When will that place fall in the ocean? While not everyone was happy about it, six years later, one particular Texan saw an opportunity to get rich quick.

In the early days of the Internet, you couldn't stream movies or summon Thai food to your doorstep. But... if you were interested in text-based news about upcoming physics lectures, it was a great time to be alive.

Sheldon

All right, but if he calls me a baby, feel free to say, "Then I guess you needed a baby to fix your paper."

Sheldon

That explains why 911 hung up on me. I had no choice but to determine if any of these prospective home buyers would be suitable neighbors.

I was not alone in asserting my independence that day. This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom. But sometimes, freedom comes at a cost. In this case, a lowly disc of processed meat, would nearly tear my family apart.

Sheldon Cooper

I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons why I should be allowed to go to college, and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.

The next day, the local news showed up to interview me and my family. Which may sound impressive, but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip shaped like Texas.

Sheldon

Yes, leave the crusts on.

With no access to controlled substances, I was left with only one option.

Sheldon

Hey, speaking of accidents, which this clearly was Insurance covers everything, right? If you're worried about me sending you a bill, don't be.

Sheldon

I don't know, looks pretty good to me.

As long as I can remember, unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe was my greatest passion.

Sheldon

Hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper. And this is "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College." Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home, but enroll full time to continue my studies with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.