(Vanessa and Doug are playing cards as Valerie enters)
I'm in luck! Three sevens, Dougie! I won! Peel.
(gasping) Children! I would be horrified that you would be playing like strip poker! It's immoral!
DDoug
No, mom, not strip poker, food poker. (He peels a banana.)
Oh. I've never head of food poker. I'm sorry, Dougie. I don't know what I was thinking of.
DDoug
By the way, mom, what is strip poker?
Never you mind, young man. Just eat that banana.
Hey, Dougie, wanna play another hand, double or nothing?
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