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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 2, Episode 9

Mr. Schidtler and Kevin in “Smoking”

SMr. Schidtler

So there it is, kids. The proof is evident, it's beyond question that a certain substance in tobacco smoke causes mice to develop cancer. Now what does this suggest?

KKevin

Oh! Sir!

SMr. Schidtler

Schenk?

KKevin

We should encourage mice to smoke, sir.

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