(brings out birthday cake) Okay Dougie, make a wish and blow them out!
(Doug blows out all of the candles except one.)
Oh, Dougie, you missed one candle - that means you don't get your wish. However, I believe that as your mother, if I can blow out that candle, I get a wish of my very own!!! (she blows out the candle) I wish... I wish...
(A puff of smoke, and Doug is now wearing a curly blonde wig and a pink dress.)
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?
I got my wish! Oh Dougie, I always wished you were a little girl!
(to Doug) Hey baby, wanna go out for a night on the town?
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