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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 9

Lisa and Christine in “Cooking”

LLisa

I love alphabet soup.

CChristine

Hey, look, the letters in your soup are coming together.

LLisa

You're right!

CChristine

What does it spell?

LLisa

I...

CChristine

"I do"? "I don't"?

LLisa

"I don't know." [Lisa gets slimed]

CChristine

Oh, Lisa, you don't know how much time it took me to orchestrate those noodles so that they would-- (laughs) It was worth it. Drink some Kool-Aid. You'll feel much better.

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