[Alasdair is at the firing squad.]
EEl Captain
Ready... aim... (he pulls out a pie from behind his back) eat!
Christine's homemade pie?! Come on, I don't wanna die a slow, agonizing, painful death! Come on, shoot me! Come on, have mercy!
EEl Captain
Alright. Amigos, we'll show him some mercy. (chuckles) Ready, aim... (he pulls out another pie) Lisa's pie!
You're cruel! You're-- the Geneva Convention should have something to say about cruelty like this! Shoot me, please! Come on, amigos! Fire! Fire!
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