Our writers claim that they are true creative artists. I mean, when they start a script, they say they have no idea how it's going to end. But I think that after all these shows we can probably tell them. Everybody altogether...
CCChristine and the Crew
Lousy.
[Christine gets hit with water]
Now wait one second! Just wait one second! I didn't even say "water"!
[Ross is holding a cue card, which a crew member is writing the word "WATER" on and underlining.]
RRoss
Oh, no. No, that's written on this cue card, and that's all it takes!
Boy, those guys sure are quick to get their revenge.
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