Hacker, Sir Humphrey and others in “The Moral Dimension”

Hacker

Isn't this terrible? Print baseless accusations like this!

Sir Humphrey

Oh, yes, yes, terrible.

Hacker

Baksheesh, palm-greasing! Good God, we're British!

Sir Humphrey

Absolutely, Minister!

Hacker

Still, it's not like the FT to print a story like this unless there's something behind it. Is there something behind it, Humphrey?

Bernard

I think the sports news is behind it.

Hacker

I want to know the truth, Humphrey.

Sir Humphrey

I don't think you do, Minister.

Hacker

Will you answer a direct question?

Sir Humphrey

I strongly advise you not to ask a direct question.

Hacker

Why?

Sir Humphrey

It might provoke a direct answer.

Hacker

It never has yet.