WrestleMania quotes

The referee has disqualified both men!

Why does he keep badmouthing Elizabeth, Jess? Why doesn't he leave her alone?

She deserves it. She ought to be in his corner doing what she— hey, he took her to the top, Gorilla.

He also slapped her all around in the dressing room.

Who the hell was Elizabeth before she got with Macho?!

She was his manager! How do you think he ever got a title shot?!

Not from her!

Oh he raked his eyes! I tell you, I don't know how the pukesters can cheer for this guy. He's as dirty as they get!

If the Macho Man successfully defends the title, finally, finally we'll have two champions that I like.

You're referring to Ravishing Rick Rude and the Macho Man?

Absolutely. Those are champions kids can be proud of.

[on Hulk Hogan] Right there you've got a guy who will stoop to any level, he'll stoop to any level to get what he wants.

I'm standing here with the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions: the awesome force of the Colostomy Connect...

Hey, hey, baldy, what did you call them?

The Colossal Connection!

No you didn't!

What did I say?

Never mind. But if you want to talk evacuation, fine. Because that's exactly where Demolition is headed.

Right.

They're headed straight to the treatment plant. And gentlemen, we know how we're going to treat them, don't we?

We're going to eliminate them! [Andre laughs evilly]

Come on! Let's get moving.

All right! The Colossal Connection—they're anything but regular guys.

[as Earthquake poses] Reminded me of you in your younger days, Jess.

Now, wait a minute. I had a little more definition than the Earthquake.

Sean Connery was named "Sexiest Man in the World," and he has my hairstyle.

I know that.

You know how I can't miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newman's eyes, I got Kirk Douglas's chin, and Robert Duvall's haircut. How can I lose?

But what do you have of your own, Jess?

[pause] ...And here comes Brutus.

Well, Tito can knock you out with that flying forearm if you know, Jess.

Yeah, a burrito will do it, too.

They said "with a combined weight of 465 lbs." You're telling me that Rhodes only weighs 200?!

Look at this, Sapphire coming around to save— standing right in front of "The Dream."

Nail her, Macho! Jump right off on her!

I can't believe you just said that.

Hey, she wants to play lumberjack, let her carry her end of the log!

I find that you're tougher to get along with than a mother-in-law on a weekend visit to my house.

Don't you concern yourself about getting along with me. I'm the easiest guy in the world to get along with; but when you're 540 lb., 7'4", and it takes two and a half hours for the blood to reach the brain, you don't think real right!

Wait a minute, Bobby Heenan, where do you have the bal— the nerve to hit Andre the Giant in the face?

I'll tell you where I got the nerve to hit Andre in the face. You take orders from me! I'm the head of the Family! You listen to me, you go to the top; you don't listen to me, you're never heard from again! You have just committed pal...........

What are you at a loss for words now?

No I'm not! We lost the championship! Because he stood on the apron, wouldn't get in the ring, wouldn't help Haku. Haku had to carry the load! I'm starting a new Heenan family. Ones that will listen to me...

Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion of all time. Here we are at Wrestlemania VI, the waiting's over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge.

You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge, brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Skydome, brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place... and as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man. Hulkamania is running wild like it's never ran before! But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that's gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That's my energy brother and Ultimate Warrior, [points to his hand] this is where the power lies, man. In the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world, and once I get you down on your knees, Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe you last breath into my body. I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there — it's not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are, and Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?

Alright, the time is now. Hulkster, thank you; standing by is Sean Mooney.

Thank you, Mean Gene. I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion, the...

[interrupting] Ahhhhh... You are nothing but a normal! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! [Throws Mooney out of the room] Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me: do you, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs to live forever? For, Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs... of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan! You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleManias for this one belief! Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could. I come, Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one as we, Hulk Hogan, accept all the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin... and Hulk Hogan... when we meet, Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only, Hulk Hogan, to take what we both believe in to places it shall never have been!

We're on our way to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Great, I'll call ahead and warn them you're coming.

[on Hacksaw Jim Duggan] He just pushed the referee.

He did? I didn't see that.

What?

I didn't see it, I was looking...

What were you doing, filling your... Wait a minute...

No, I didn't have any hot dogs.

You've only had seven!

Bravo taking the upper hand now.

You got mustard all over your lapels.

I do not!

Look at you. You're a mess, Monsoon!