Jake "The Snake" Roberts, the match is at hand.
JRJake "The Snake" Roberts
Well, well, the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. Here we are at WrestleMania, and it's the biggest match of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, namely the Million Dollar Belt. Oh yeah, it can be yours once again. All you have to do to get it back is go through Damian and me. But you see, Damian and I don't forget. We remember all the times you made people grovel for your money. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it’s my turn. I’m going to make you beg, DiBiase. You are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humbled. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own—a victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.
Longfellow couldn't have said it better.
Oh, he nailed him! [Hulk Hogan sets up for the Leg Drop]
He... [Hogan goes for the Leg Drop, but the Ultimate Warrior moves out of the way] Oh, he moved out of the way! [In the moment that Hogan is stunned, the Warrior bounces off the ropes and hits the splash] Look out, the big Splash! [counting along with the referee] One...
THE WARRIOR'S WON THE TITLE!
We have a new World Wrestling Federation Champion!
The winner of this bout, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: the Ultimate Warrior!
[As Finkel says this, a downcast Hogan looks to the heavens and hits his knees in anguish]
This place has gone crazy!
UNBELIEVABLE, MONSOON! What a battle, both ways! Hogan missing the Leg Drop, the Warrior capitalizing on it, and getting the three-count just minuscule seconds before Hogan could kick out!
[Later, Hogan brings the WWF title into the ring]
Look at the hushed silence going over the crowd.
They don't know what the Hulkster's gonna do and neither do I. [Hogan presents the belt to the Warrior] Oh, look at this! Hulk presenting the belt and raised the hand of the Warrior! [The two men embrace in the ring] The Hulkster has just taken one giant step towards immortality!
Well, I gotta say this! At least it wasn't a Mike Tyson-Don King type affair! The man lost it, and he's going out like a true champion, Monsoon!
Unbelievable Hulkster and unbelievable Warrior!
[Hogan walks to the cart to leave the ring area]
I do believe Hulkamania will live forever!
[Warrior salutes to Hogan]
What a matchup! Everything we expected and more! We have a new World Wrestling Federation Champion, the Ultimate Warrior!
[Warrior raises the two belts in the air as the pyrotechnics began]
This place has just erupted! Holy mackeral! Warrior enjoying his moment of glory! Hulkster taking it all in! For Jesse "The Body" Ventura, this is the Gorilla saying so long, everybody!
[During the Undertaker/Snuka match]
Another headbutt by the phenom (Jimmy Snuka), slingshot - oh, nice, [Undertaker catches Snuka in mid-air] but look!
BHBobby "The Brain" Heenan
Look at the strength of this man!
What a power move by the Undertaker. Never seen Superfly - oh - manhandled like this, look out! [He turns Snuka upside down] Tombstone city! [Undertaker hits the Tombstone Piledriver] NO! [Undertaker folds Snuka's arms and covers him] It's all over, Brain.
I don't believe it. That is "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka! [the referee counts three] That's impressive. RIP!
Here is your winner: The Undertaker!
What an impressive victory here in WrestleMania VII for that man, right there, The Undertaker.
He's not even sweating. Services for Mr. Snuka.
[This was the beginning of the greatest WrestleMania winning streak of all time by the Undertaker]
Here we are, humanoids, in sunny California — Los Angeles, to be exact. And you've probably been reading in the papers, and everyone's been seeing on TV, this is the home of the great LAPD, Los Angeles Police Department. And you've all seen what transpired out here, how some little ham-and-egger was hiding in the bushes with his little home video camera and he happened upon this incident and took the pictures of it. Well, I've got a treat for you, because you see, I'm gonna give it to you for zip. All you gotta do is get out that rented sofa with the spring sticking up, go over and push your VCR button on Play; we'll furnish the cameraman, and then you can see our brand of justice, the way Mr. Perfect is gonna dish it out to that Barney Fife, the Big Bossman.
PMr. Perfect
And I will guarantee you this, that you will not find Mr. Perfect giving the Big Bossman 56 free swipes at me, Bossman. Because I'm cool, I'm the Intercontinental Champion, I'm cool as a cat, Bossman. Most people in my position might be on edge, thinking they've gotta climb into the ring with a 300-pound maniac. Well, Big Bossman, I'm the champion — Intercontinental Champion. I have all the tools it takes to be a champion: I have Bobby "The Brain" Heenan in my corner, I have the right body, I have the right looks, the ability. I am what I say I am, and I say I'm... [turns around. On the back of his ring jacket it says "Perfect"]
[listening to the viewers] They're saying it, they're saying it.
PMr. Perfect
[turns back around] There's only one, you're looking at him.
[During the Hogan/Sgt. Slaughter match]
RPRegis Philbin
Uh-oh. [Slaughter is handed the flag of Iraq.]
RRegis
He's not going to plant that flag on the Hulk, is he? [he drapes it on Hulk Hogan and covers him] Oh no! Come on!
Give me a break here! [The referee counts, but Hogan kicks out at two] It's not over yet!
RRegis
YES! Come on, Hulk!
He seizes the Iraqi flag!
[Hogan, on his knees, starts ripping up the flag] Hulkster tearing it to pieces. [Seeing Slaughter coming, he stops ripping the flag and begins to Hulk up] Slaughter comes in... oh, look at this!
RRegis
[talking over Gorilla's last sentence] Uh-oh! Here he comes.
That man made a mistake, putting the flag on Hogan!
RRegis
Come on, Hulk, get up!
[Hogan rises to his feet and parades around shaking his hair] That adrenaline flowing right now! The Hulkster seeing the crimson red! [Hogan had been cut open earlier in the match.]
RRegis
AH! [Slaughter pounds him, but it has no effect on Hogan. Instead, Hogan points a finger at Slaughter]
RRegis
Here comes the warning.
[As he says this, Hogan blocks Slaughter's right hand and pounds him with three roundhouses. Then he whips Slaughter in and plants the Big Boot] "You're not going to do that to me; you're not going to do that to the United States of America, and the thousands of Hulkamaniacs." Irish whip and the Big Boot!
RRegis
[Hogan bounces off the ropes and hits the Leg Drop] OH!
Hulkster off with the Leg Drop! The cover... [Hogan covers Slaughter and gets three] He got him!
He did it for the World Wrestling Federation, and for the United States of America!
I certainly am! History once again made here at WrestleMania VII - an unprecedented three-time winner of the World Wrestling Federation title.
[speaking over Gorilla] The winner of this bout, and the NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: Hulk Hogan!
Undoubtedly, the most memorable night in Pay-Per-View history, and you are part of it. WHOA!
RRegis
What a thrill to see this, Gorilla! Never seen anything like it. A great comeback! Fans are going crazy.
The gold once again around the waist of that incredible individual!
[Again referring to Sherri (and Shawn Michaels)]
She is in love with that man.
Yeah, but is the feeling mutual?
Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there...
Bimbo? Did you say bimbo?
I didn't say that, I coughed. I said "Buimmmh".