[comes home] I did it. I told Nancy the truth.
We're proud of you Max.
Isn't it easier telling the truth, honey?
I'm so relieved that I told her I'm a wizard.
[do a spit take]
[look at Max] YOU WHAT?!?!
Max! When I told you to tell the truth to Nancy I meant to her the truth about being a Russo, not about being a wizard!
You wanted me to tell her the truth but not the whole truth? This truth thing is confusing, mom. To tell you the truth.
Yeah, I mean you tell the truth you get in trouble. You lie you get in trouble. We're probably just better off not talking to each other.
What did Nancy say when you told her?
She didn't believe me.
Max, you really need to work on how you give information when you tell a story. I mean, if I had a ketchup bottle when you said you told her, I would have squeezed it and ketchup would have been flying everywhere.
Harper please hand me the ketchup. [Harper gives Jerry the ketchup]
But then I took her on a magic carpet ride and she totally believed me.
Ahhh! (squeezes the ketchup bottle)
[opens her mouth]
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