No Alex, you stay, you're not disqualified. I got that fair and square. [stands up] YOUR MOTHER IS STACKING THE TEAMS AGAINST US!!
That's what I'm talking about!
What? You heard her! She cheated.
And I'm livid. You know what? They should both be disqualified out of here.
Oh, this is totally bogus!
Dad's pouting 'cause he lost a fight again,
No! We are not fighting, that's one thing we are not doing; we're not fighting. So stop fighting! The neighbors can hear us!
That's it! I'm calling the cops.
(moves his arms like he's karate chopping)
Karate Kid!
We are not fighting! We're trying to make a good impression!
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