Fay Cochran quotes from Wings

Fay

Announcing the arrival of Sandpiper flight 18 from Boston, Massachusetts, the cradle of liberty. No, wait that's Philadelphia. The city with big shoulders, no that's Chicago. Gateway to the west, no. I know Boston's something.

Fay

I just talked to the man upstairs.

Lowell

You just talked to the man upstairs?

Fay

Yes. Frank.

Lowell

God's name is Frank?

Fay

No--yes, that's right, Lowell.

Joe

What about the President of the Nantucket Nature Society? Lois...?

Fay

Lois Sanders. No I'm afraid not. You remember that bumper sticker she has on her car "I brake for field mice?" Well she did and... got rear-ended by a bus.

Lowell

I paid her a visit in the hospital. She's doing fine. She's still a little skittish if you come up behind her and go "BEEP!"

Brian

Eleanor Kingsbury will understand. After all, the Kingsburies are people like us.

Fay

No, they are people who squash people like us! Do you not remember what happened to Siasconset Air?

Brian

Who was Siasconset Air?

Joe

They were the guys who had the counter before us.

So what happened?

Fay

Eleanor Kingsbury took a flight on Siasconset Air and they misplaced one of her bags.

Brian

And?

Joe

And...in the eleven minutes it took them to find it she had their mortgage called in and their credit line revoked. Before moving away, the owners were last seen making slushees at the Stop & Shop.

Brian

If she did that to Siasconset Air for losing her luggage, imagine what she will do to us once she finds out we lost her daddy!