Will, Karen and others in “Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?”

I got a call from my friend at the I.N.S. yesterday, and apparently the marriage between a 30-year-old gay man and a postmenopausal Salvadoran maid flagged something in their computer.

Okay, are we done yet?

No. Look, they're gonna start making random visits to verify that Jack and Rosario are a real married couple. So since their official residence is listed as your place, I think the best thing would be for Jack to move into your penthouse.

I just adore a penthouse view! Ooh, my very own sexless marriage. Just like Will and Grace.

No, not like Will and Grace. We don't even live together any more. She's got her own apartment.

Eight dysfunctional feet away.

Lord, they're like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities.