Please tell me that you didn't drink your lunch yet.
Honey, I just got done drinking breakfast. You gotta give the liver a little time to digest!
“A.I.: Artificial Insemination” · Season 4, Episode 25
In this episode: Karen Walker (2), Grace Adler (2), Will Truman (1), Jack McFarland (1)
CCher
You know, don't talk to me about rejection, okay? I mean, look how many times I've gone down in flames. Remember, I lost the Oscar for Moonstruck.
But you won the Oscar for Moonstruck!
CCher
And don't you forget it.
What's up with the wine?
Mrs. Friedman from downstairs gave it to me. It's actually a wonderful story. She and her husband were saving it for a special occasion, but then he, uh, died before they had a chance to open it, so she gave it to me and said, "Make your own special occasion." [pause] I guess that story's not so much wonderful as it is incredibly sad.
You know what else is incredibly sad? Poor people with big dreams. Actually, that's not so much sad as it is incredibly funny.
You know, we should do this. We should save that wine for a special occasion. You know, something where-- where the four of us have all done something that we're incredibly proud of. You know, we can wait 20 years if we have to... Ah, screw it, open it. I wanna have a buzz for the movies.
One step ahead of you. I never gave a crap about Mr. Friedman.
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