We get it, Beans. We all know you got tasty balls. No need to flaunt it. Jesus, is there no limits to this guy's arrogance?
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Oh typical. Won't even shlob this guy's nob to help a friend get steroids. You selfish prick.
I have a strict policy against taking any drug that's not illegal. They're never strong enough.
Drew says that it helps you achieve maximum core rippage.
That's just the kinda rippage I need.
See what I did there? I got super tired, stopped running, and started dry heaving. I've gotta not do that.
Was he pissed off about something?
Drew drives hard. Dude's confident behind the wheel.
Mustard stains are the new black
You know what, I don't get it. I've calculated my facial proportions and I'm 94% symmetrical, which according to the index is borderline hot. And I dressed up this boring old lab coat with a quirky Japanese robot pin, so you know I'm fun. And everyone in the office already knows I am a total sex addict.
I remember you, Ryan. Memory is like the Packers when they're behind by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter...it comes back.
"Let not a man guard his dignity but let his dignity guard him." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle. That reminds me; Bear could you pick up a plunger before our next date night?
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Tomorrow. Possible?
You, not being a d**k. Possible?
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If those clowns come up with a cure for lung cancer it is going to be a sad, sad day.
I'm an office dog. It's my duty to entertain and amuse, and if I can't do it they'll bring in some foosball table who can!
I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.
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