Amanda quotes from Wilfred

Amanda

You know what, I don't get it. I've calculated my facial proportions and I'm 94% symmetrical, which according to the index is borderline hot. And I dressed up this boring old lab coat with a quirky Japanese robot pin, so you know I'm fun. And everyone in the office already knows I am a total sex addict.

Amanda

I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.

Amanda

Stay out of this squish tits!