Neal Caffrey quotes from White Collar

Neal

You just burned a perfectly good alias!

Peter

And you named me after my dog.

Neal

Touché

Neal

I tried to get you to go to France.

Peter

No, you fled to France.

Neal

Nitpicking.

Neal

I should've sent postcards.

Peter

I had Interpol warrants, just as good. "Neal's robbing a palace, wish you were here."

Peter

I'm not comfortable with this.

Neal

You're not comfortable? I've got the Men In Black bobsled team breathing down my neck.

Elizabeth

[after Neal impersonated Peter] Did we just do that?

Neal

Did you see any other option?

Elizabeth

No.

Neal

So, which one of us is telling Peter?

Neal

I vote you.

Elizabeth

Thank you.

Neal

Peter... in case we don't make it, I just want you to know...

Peter

I know. Me, too.

Neal

The last person who mixed these paints was Picasso. Taking from the masters.

Mozzie

Ah, Picasso was a communist, he'd be happy to share.

Mozzie

Get a room!

Sara Ellis

We are in a room!

Neal Caffrey

MY room!

Sara

Sweetie.

Neal

Yes, darling.

Sara

Did you take out the garbage?

Neal

Darling, I shredded the garbage. You know the feds love to rummage.

Sara

What’s the grand prize on this?

Neal

I get to take a very lovely, very dangerous woman out on a date.

Sara

It’s nothing you can’t handle.

Neal

Thanks to you.

Sara

Ah, we actually have never been on a date.

Neal

Peter and Elizabeth’s house.

Sara

Dinner date, not date-date.

Neal

Define date-date.

Sara

One on one.

Neal

What about lunches?

Sara

Lunch is not romantic, lunch is lunch!

Neal

…we’ve never been on a real date.

Diana

Do you cook like this for Sara?

Neal

I haven't thought about it.

Diana

Do think about it. The insurance agent Barbie would be impressed.

Peter Burke

[discussing their newest case] This guy's a skilled forger, safe cracker, lots of panache, and he's only twenty years old. Think we might be looking at the next Neal Caffrey.

Neal Caffrey

Mm-hmm. He's a hacker. I don't hack.

Peter Burke

You're right. A Neal Caffrey for the new millennia, then.

Neal Caffrey

When I was twenty, I didn't get caught.

Peter

What can you tell us about him?

Neal

(shrugs) He's a kid. He likes shiny things and steals them.

Sara

My apartment is fully under construction so until I pull my next commission check…

Neal

You could stay with me. You know, until this is cleared up.

Sara

Uh — At June’s? You sure that’s a good idea?

Neal

Well, it’s not the Four Seasons, but… I can bring you food on a little cart.

Sara

Okay.

Peter

I remember when Elizabeth moved in.

Neal

No. No. This is temporary.

Peter

Yep. So was El.

Neal

These past few days ,they reminded me of the Palazzo Sasso, they have been perfect.

Sara

You´re really hung up on that hotel

Neal

It wasn´t just the hotel, it was a time of my life when I had everything I was looking for, freedom, excitement, comfort, and the right people to share it with.

Sara

You think this may be one of those moments?

Neal

What if I told you that we could keep living like this?