A character in White Collar
Played by Marsha Thomason
White Collar · 220 quotes
7th most-quoted character in White Collar: in 9 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Neal Caffrey (6), Peter Burke (5), Clinton Jones (2)
[having been handed a file by Diana] Peter, how could you keep this from me?
Diana[serious, to Peter] I'm sorry, boss. He needed to know.
[thinking that it's the music box file] Neal..
I was expecting more Magnum PI. [Peter frowns, confused] And less Super Mario! [he grins]
[He turns file to reveal picture of mustachioed Peter]
I burned all those, where did you...
[after calling Diana into his office] You gonna tell her?
I'm not telling her, you tell her.
You're the one who made her a hooker!
You're the one who's sleeping with her.
You got a point.
Diana[stepping into the office] Yeah?
Neal told Jennings you're a hooker, you and I are having an affair, you're gonna go meet with an escort service.
Diana[perfectly calm and unsurprised] Okay. Anything else?
No. [Diana walks out of room]
[pause] It's good to have her back.
[Diana is sitting on his lap to fake being an escort] Is this doing anything for you?
Diana[leans forward slightly] Not a damn thing.
[about Diana pretending to be an escort and being 'auditioned'] What were you gonna do if I hadn't come in?
Diana[puts a strawberry in Neal's mouth while sitting on his lap] I would put this strawberry in that guy's mouth, take him up to my room, put a gun between his ribs, and tell him to sit tight, or I'd arrest him for solicitation.
[pause] That is really sexy.
DianaYeah.
Diana[regarding the Criminology class] If you like that, you're gonna love this. This is the syllabus for the class.
[takes one look at the syllabus; sounds weak] Oh. [looks back up at Diana] He's gonna be impossible after that. [standing up and walking out of office] Where's Neal?!
DianaDo you cook like this for Sara?
I haven't thought about it.
DianaDo think about it. The insurance agent Barbie would be impressed.
[Neal, while undercover, hides a note for Peter under the stitching of a forged Babe Ruth baseball.]
Caffrey took a real chance writing a message in that ball.
Oh, Neal may be the expert in spotting forged paintings and bearer bonds—
DianaAnd gems...
...Antiquities, counterfeit money...
Diana...Pretty much any kind of document.
—Anyway, baseball's my thing.
And the award for best foreign capture goes to...
DianaNeal Caffrey.
Anderson is targeting a cutting edge bulletproof vest from the Hudson group.
DianaWord is, this will be the best protection on the market.
My favorite method of protection is avoiding situations where people might shoot at me.
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