Mozzie quotes from White Collar

Mozzie

Bless me father, for I am about to sin.

Mozzie

Contrary to popular belief, I do not have the compassion of Jesus.

Mozzie

[Distracting Collins] Excuse me, sir, there's a lot of fruit here.

Mozzie

Great, I brought a cork screw to a gun fight.

Peter

I thought you would be taller.

Mozzie

Me too.

Mozzie

I'm the bishop in case you were wondering.

Neal

I wasn't.

Mozzie

Oh.

Mozzie

Okay. So. Fowler wants the music box, let's give it to him. Where is it?

Neal

I don't have it.

Mozzie

What? You told everyone you had it.

Neal

I never told anyone. Everyone assumed I took it and I never corrected them.

Mozzie

It did make you appear... superhuman.

Neal

Image is everything.

Elizabeth

I don't think he bugged the dog.

Mozzie

Amateur.

Elizabeth

[Moz is sweeping the Burke's house for bugs] So, um, you sure he won't try anything?

Neal

Do you have any rare paintings or coins?

Elizabeth

No.

Neal

Then you'll be okay.

Mozzie

[offscreen] Is this Gorham silverware? It's rather unique.

Neal

Maybe you should keep an eye on him.

Elizabeth

Yeah.

Mozzie

A New Yorker who does not take the subway is not a New Yorker you can trust.

Neal

I don't take the subway.

Mozzie

Precisely.

Mozzie

"We feel free when we escape—even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire." [Cuts Neal's anklet] No sirens.

Neal

Into the fire then.

Peter

Where's the little guy?

Neal

Mozz!

Peter

You two can fill me in from the beginning back at the Bureau! [walks away angrily]

Mozzie

He wants me to go to the Bureau?

Neal

Yeah, Mozz, if you want the FBI's help you have to go to the Bureau.

Mozzie

Do you know what they do to guys like me at the Bureau?

Neal

[pulls up his pant leg to show his tracking anklet] Yeah, Mozz, I do.

Mozzie

We all grow up.

All children [looks at Neal] 'cept one.

Mozzie

Suit, we have a code red.

Peter

Now is not the time, Mozzie.

Mozzie

It's a dark day when I turn towards the system instead of recoiling.

Peter

Just spit it out.

Mozzie

Remember when you asked me to tell you if Neal was gonna do something stupid? Well, I regretfully report that... he's out of his anklet.

Peter

Damn it!

Mozzie

But that's not the stupid part. He's got a gun.

Neal

The last person who mixed these paints was Picasso. Taking from the masters.

Mozzie

Ah, Picasso was a communist, he'd be happy to share.