Clinton Jones quotes from White Collar

Clinton Jones

"Well, Caffrey understands people. You need space, he keeps to himself. You need to talk, he listens. You need a beer, he'll pour. Although he'll let you know he's slumming it."

You guys are the FBI, right?

Clinton Jones

Yes?

Jones

So... I gotta ask: what does "having all" mean to Neal Caffrey?

Neal

Never having to worry about money. Doing something meaningful with people I respect.

Jones

[chuckling] Screw you.

Neal

Screw me?

Jones

Yeah... screw you. You're already living the dream.

Neal

No, I'm not-!

Jones

Yes! Yes, you are. You are the damn dream with a tracking anklet.

Neal

Yeah... well, screw you, too, then. 'Cause you've got the same things I do.

Neal

Jones, she [Sara] roped you into this too?

Jones

Well, Peter said to help her legally, so you wouldn't have to illegally.

Jones

Caffrey took a real chance writing a message in that ball.

Peter

Oh, Neal may be the expert in spotting forged paintings and bearer bonds—

Diana

And gems...

Jones

...Antiquities, counterfeit money...

Diana

...Pretty much any kind of document.

Peter

—Anyway, baseball's my thing.

Jones

And the award for best foreign capture goes to...

Diana

Neal Caffrey.